hello everyone! I havn't been here in so long (what's up AA guys? ) And I'm here on a mission that I am sure you will be the only ones who can really help me with... I need to give a 30 minute speech for school, about the Vikings. Mainly Norse Mythology, and saga... now, I already have the entire speech done... but to end it with some humor, I am thinking to do: "you know you're a viking if..." lines and end my speech in good spirits. I can't think of more funny ones....... so far I have: You know youre a Viking if: a hammer for you is a fashion item You know youre a Viking if: you wear nothing but your vest when its 0 degrees outside and for you its a pleasant day. You know youre a Viking if you remember all the name of your gods and your weapons but not all the names of the woman you have children with "you know you're a viking if... you hollow out a sealion to make some shoes out of then store the blubber in your belt pouch as lip gloss" I need more!!! come on..........help a lioness out?