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Discussion in 'GMD Social Forum' started by audiophileguy, Jun 19, 2008.

  1. Pessimism

    Pessimism Endemic Vagabond

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    Patrick Bateman: Do you like Rebecca Black and the crew?
    Paul Allen: They're OK.
    Patrick Bateman: Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Friday came out in '11, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. She's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Rebecca has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humor.
    Paul Allen: Hey Halberstram.
    Patrick Bateman: Yes, Allen?
    Paul Allen: Why are their copies of the style section all over the place, d-do you have a dog? A little chow or something?
    Patrick Bateman: No, Allen.
    Paul Allen: Is that a rain coat?
    Patrick Bateman: Yes it is! In '11, Rebecca released this, Friday, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Friday", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.
    [raises axe above head]
    Patrick Bateman: Hey Paul!
    [he bashes Allen in the head with the axe, and blood splatters over him]
    Patrick Bateman: TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, FUCKING BASTARD!
     
  2. Valerie

    Valerie ¯\(ツ)/¯

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    It's not.

    No, but that sounds interesting.

    Yes. I took out the other parts like "I want you to clean your vagina" because it didn't make sense in the context of Rebecca Black.

    @Pessimism: :tickled:

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  3. Pessimism

    Pessimism Endemic Vagabond

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    You laugh you lose? I'll take that bet!
     
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  4. V.V.V.V.V.

    V.V.V.V.V. Houses Ov Mercury

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    When that was first leaked, that shit horrified me.
     
  5. Pessimism

    Pessimism Endemic Vagabond

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    Yeah, I thought it was cool as hell. I wish I could find the balloon popping seen on youtube. At least the whole thing has been uploaded, so I'll get to see this in full later.
     
  6. Dagon666

    Dagon666 The Ayatollah of Rock

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    I hope that bitch dies
     
  7. JontRevolting

    JontRevolting FALSE ARREST! FALSE ARREST!

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    Fuck the motherfucker.
     
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  8. Tonka Time

    Tonka Time Guest

    JAH ITS SCREWFACE MAHN!

    :lol:
     
  9. Alongside Death

    Alongside Death On The Descent To Hell

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    Anyone ever heard of Deathspell Omega lyrics generator? I don't know if it is true or not but when I heard about this I laughed my ass off. The idea is epic.
     
  10. Valerie

    Valerie ¯\(ツ)/¯

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  11. Addo_Of_Nex

    Addo_Of_Nex Fuck of Death

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    Well, so much for going in my basement ever again.
     
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  12. ArneZ

    ArneZ No rules in metal

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    :lol:
     
  13. Pessimism

    Pessimism Endemic Vagabond

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    Matt Active Member

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    The first part was funny, the second part got a little less so
     
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  16. V.V.V.V.V.

    V.V.V.V.V. Houses Ov Mercury

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    Those quick face-changes are awesome.
     
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    Why was she crying?
     
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  18. V.V.V.V.V.

    V.V.V.V.V. Houses Ov Mercury

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    Uh, cuz who wouldn't cry if they were bound by a creepy dude walking on all fours about to inject you with death-serum? I know I would.

    also

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  19. Cronopio

    Cronopio Glorious Imperator

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    I know she's only thirteen and all ... but

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  20. Systematic Riffage

    Systematic Riffage LZZY HALE'S #1 FAN

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    I FUCKING LOST :lol:
     

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