The Friday Joke Returns Today.

[WILKS]

A couple go out for a Chinise(sic) meal in Morcombe.
After wait 45 mins for the meal to arrive they ask the waiter how long will their meal be.
Oh ages the chef has not wash up yet he replies.

 

[Paxoman]

That's not as good as Knee high being in the van!!!

 

[RicknRoll]

Middle East Policy
Why was former President Clinton so interested in the events in the Middle East? Because he thought the Gaza Strip is a topless bar!

 

[CRUSADER747]

Two sharks are swimming in the sea past morcombe. One shark says to the other, "shall we get fish and chips?". The other shark replies "nah, fancy a chinese?".

 

[macc189]

Youve probably heard this one if anyones a fan of the legendary Peter Kay, but for all our overseas friends who maybe havnt, here goes.

Man walks into a butchers shop and says "Wheres your assistant?"
Butcher replies "I sacked him"
Man says "Sacked him? why?"
Butcher replies "He kept sticking his dick in the bacon slicer!"
Man, shocked says "So wheres your bacon slicer??"
Butcher says "I fuckin sacked her as well!!"

BOOM BOOM!!



(Ill get me coat...)

 

[CRUSADER747]

Good One Macc189