Underused, or words that should NEVER be in a metal song title

[adaher]

What are words that are almost never used in metal song titles, and for good reason?

Bonus topic: what are the most appalling metal song titles ever? Not appalling for being too derivative, but appalling precisely because no metal band should ever have such a song title?

Ideally, the song title should not have been intended as a joke or be a cover.

 

[OrbWeaver]

Anything Anal Cunt has titled is pretty appalling, but Anal Cunt doesn't take anything seriously, so I suspect they fall under the "should not have been intended as a joke" category.

 

[ashaman7122]

Well...

Lavatory Love Machine...and...
Heavy Metal Hamster...

...come to mind...

 

[adaher]

Speaking of Helloween, they must have two of the worst album titles ever:

Pink Bubbles Go Ape
Rabbit Don't Come Easy


There's four words that should never been in metal titles right there: pink, bubbles, ape, and rabbit.

 

[Corsair]

I dunno. Slough Feg's 'Ape Uprising" works pretty well, and is appropriate given the amterial on the album itself.

 

[The_Metal_Messiah]

I've always been partial to "Balls Deep in a Baby" by Axial Discorrelation.

 

[adaher]

You know what really has to stop? Band names or song titles or album titles that are oxymoronic. Oh, your name is a contradiction, how clever!

I've said before, cheesy is one thing, but pretentiousness is a lot more annoying. It's rare that a metal band produces something that is actually profound or intelligent. Most of the time it's just posing, trying NOT to be cheesy, but being more cheesy in the process. If you're a cheeseball, embrace the cheese!

 

[Hal9000]

I've always been partial to "Balls Deep in a Baby" by Axial Discorrelation.

Dammit! You beat me to it. Best song title, worst band!

 

[Jasonic]

Anything Anal Cunt has titled is pretty appalling, but Anal Cunt doesn't take anything seriously, so I suspect they fall under the "should not have been intended as a joke" category.

Oh come on, how can you not like a band who has a song called "Your band's in the cutout bin"

 

[Jasonic]

Rabbit Don't Come Easy

Do you understand what this album title means?

 

[J-Man]

In the song "Save us Now" by Edguy, it is about an "High Speed Alien Drum Bunny" hilarious song, and a pretty damn good song.

 

[The_Metal_Messiah]

Dammit! You beat me to it. Best song title, worst band!

hahaha My band actually played some 16 year old's birthday party with those guys... Not too terribly bad, for a local tech/death band, but yeah.....lol

 

[Metal_Camden]

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