The following came just through the RUNNING WILD mailing-list and I laughed my ass off...that's so damn funny!! 
:Spin:
"We all know that one. We experienced it. Didn't we ?
This is the situation: there's a beautiful princess
trapped in a castle watched by a dragon. Here's the
end of the story with different styles of metalheads
as knights.
POWER METAL:
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn,
escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes
love to her in an enchanted forest.
THRASH METAL:
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the
princes and fucks her.
HEAVY METAL:
The protagonist arrives on a harley, kills the dragon,
drinks a few beers and fucks the princess.
FOLK METAL:
The protagonist arrives with some friends playing
acordions, violins,
flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon
falls sleep (because of all the dancing). Then all
leave....without the princess.
VIKING METAL:
The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon
with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it,
rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and
burns the castle before leaving.
DEATH METAL:
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the
princess and kills her, then leaves.
BLACK METAL:
The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon
and impales it in front of the castle. Then he
sodomises the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual
before killing her. Then he impales the princess next
to the dragon.
GORE METAL:
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads
his guts in front of
the castle, fucks the princess and kills her. Then he
fucks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats
her guts. Then he fucks the carcass for the third
time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time.
DOOM METAL:
The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon
and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets
depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his
body and the princess as dessert. That's the end of
the sad story.
PROGRESSIVE METAL:
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo
of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of
boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess'
bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques
and tunes he learned in the last year of the
conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the
"HEAVY METAL" protagonist.
GLAM METAL:
The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the
guy's appearance and lets him enter. He steals the
princess' make-up and tries to paint the castle in a
beautiful pink color.
NU METAL:
The protagonist arrives in a run-down Honda Civic and
attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death
when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire."
:Spin: "We all know that one. We experienced it. Didn't we ?
This is the situation: there's a beautiful princess
trapped in a castle watched by a dragon. Here's the
end of the story with different styles of metalheads
as knights.
POWER METAL:
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn,
escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes
love to her in an enchanted forest.
THRASH METAL:
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the
princes and fucks her.
HEAVY METAL:
The protagonist arrives on a harley, kills the dragon,
drinks a few beers and fucks the princess.
FOLK METAL:
The protagonist arrives with some friends playing
acordions, violins,
flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon
falls sleep (because of all the dancing). Then all
leave....without the princess.
VIKING METAL:
The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon
with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it,
rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and
burns the castle before leaving.
DEATH METAL:
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the
princess and kills her, then leaves.
BLACK METAL:
The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon
and impales it in front of the castle. Then he
sodomises the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual
before killing her. Then he impales the princess next
to the dragon.
GORE METAL:
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads
his guts in front of
the castle, fucks the princess and kills her. Then he
fucks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats
her guts. Then he fucks the carcass for the third
time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time.
DOOM METAL:
The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon
and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets
depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his
body and the princess as dessert. That's the end of
the sad story.
PROGRESSIVE METAL:
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo
of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of
boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess'
bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques
and tunes he learned in the last year of the
conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the
"HEAVY METAL" protagonist.
GLAM METAL:
The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the
guy's appearance and lets him enter. He steals the
princess' make-up and tries to paint the castle in a
beautiful pink color.
NU METAL:
The protagonist arrives in a run-down Honda Civic and
attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death
when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire."
