A&Q: The return of Jeopardy

[chris-o-fer]

Q: What's with the attitude?

A: Oh, just blow me.

 

[gatedropper]

Prostitute to Chris-0-fer "You know I charge 200 bucks for a fuck?"

I think it is getting hot in here.

 

[chris-o-fer]

Q: Why do you have a hair dryer running in your pocket?

A: Not as much as your sister would do.

 

[gatedropper]

Honey, I really try to please you, look nice for you, cook and clean for you,have your paper and slippers ready for you and what I wanna know is,
Aren't I Doing Enough Around Here?

Doc, it hurts when I do this.

 

[Angeleyes Part II]

Q: Will it squeak if I squeeze it?..

A:It looks so unused..

 

[gatedropper]

Q. What did the surgeons say when they opened up George Bush's cranial cavity?

A. It's not mine, I swear!

 

[chris-o-fer]

Q: what was the first thing when she said she was pregnant?

A: just a few more inches...

 

[Angeleyes Part II]

Q: Are you one of those pygmies?

A:Let me know when youre done...

 

[gatedropper]

Q. I enjoyed it, did you?

A. I told you, the left one first.

 

[chris-o-fer]

Q: why did you smack my hand off your right tittie?

A: blowing chunks is not a crime.

 

[gatedropper]

I guess you know that puking in the damn fish tank will kill most of those damn fish?

Come over here and sit down by me.

 

[Angeleyes Part II]

Q: So... notice anything different?

A: Foreplay is optional...

 

[gatedropper]

Q... What goes on at The Mustang Ranch?


A... Hold it down for at least two minutes.

 

[chris-o-fer]

Q: what's with your butt-plug?

A: A nun wrapped in a burro!

 

[gatedropper]

I was taking acid last night and what do you think I saw?


A. Stop that shit!

 

[chris-o-fer]

Q: What did my wife say when she saw me shitting on the carpet?

A: Those are really juicy.

 

[gatedropper]

What should a doctor NOT say when inspecting your balls?

The problem with you is your lazy.

 

[chris-o-fer]

^

what should richard simmons tell his clients?

oh crap, not again.