All glory to the greatest heavy metal webzine that ever was.

[dill_the_devil]

There are hours of fun to be had in reading this guy's reviews, replete as they are with tortured metaphors, broken English, borderline racism and general cluelessness. When I first stumbled across the site, the quality of the writing made me mad - now, I can't help but regularly revisit the place to find out just what fresh indignities he's managed to inflict upon the English language.

http://globalmetalapocalypse.weebly.com/metal.html

 

[Ellestin]

I've always wondered how some people "manage" to review 10+ albums a weeks.

 

[dill_the_devil]

Coffee and dyslexia help, apparently.

 

[Krilons Resa]

 

[neal]

had to remove a shoe for extra leverage, this was no ordinary shit

 

[Krilons Resa]

Don't make me laugh...it hurts when I laugh.