here is a place where you can ask Dr. Jake any questions you may have. The questions may be about anything... because i am so smart and know all there is to know about most subjects.
i'm here to help
i'm here to help
ask Dr. Jake...
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ASK ME SOMETHING!!!!
damn, what is it going to take for you to understand i'm here to help you people? sheeeesh...
damn, what is it going to take for you to understand i'm here to help you people? sheeeesh...
goatschool
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nothing much is up... i'm watching the phones at work this morning. so nothing is really "up". taking calls, talking to dumb people... same old same old.
i hope this answered your question.
i hope this answered your question.
goatschool
Member
yeah, totally. including the emphasis on a keyword. very professional.
next one:
sup... slut?
can i even ask two?
next one:
sup... slut?
can i even ask two?
well, seeing as i've given up on "whoring" my body... i cannot answer this question.
(these are suposed to be questions you have about life, relationships, and what not... not about my life)
(these are suposed to be questions you have about life, relationships, and what not... not about my life)
avi
W3RK3R
goatschool
Member
well... then i believe i have multiple reasons for which to file a malpractice suit.
MENGELE. BUTCHER.
XzanderX
shut it
avi
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XzanderX
shut it
avi
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XzanderX
shut it
well, i can tell you that the path to true enlightenment and happiness is not on the internet you fag. i would suggest that you first worry about getting a real life before you start contemplating why you are here and what your purpose is.
see, here is the thing... i KNOW what the true path is, but, i don't feel you are ready to hear it. i think you need to be better adjusted to real life before i tell you... i think we would run the risk of your head exploding. and no one wants that on their hands.
thank you.
see, here is the thing... i KNOW what the true path is, but, i don't feel you are ready to hear it. i think you need to be better adjusted to real life before i tell you... i think we would run the risk of your head exploding. and no one wants that on their hands.
thank you.
avi
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Dr. Jake, why isn't fire considered alive? It fulfills all the traits of life...movement, consumes to produce energy, etc.
avi
W3RK3R
well, you see alex, it's a complicated question... i've been doing a lot or research on this over the past three years. here are my findings.
1)you're a fag for asking this gay ass question.
2)in my tests, when i lit shit on fire... it would end up killing whatever i set on fire. therefor... that shit is wack.
3)it is alive... fuck science in the ass... hard
hope that answers your question.
thank you.
