aug's euro invasion 2015-16

[arg]

coming soon

 

[Dak]

Is this the thread where you document all the money you spend getting what plenty of guys have gotten for free on various continents and at various times both past and present?

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

I hope you get a blood disease this time you moo shu nigga

 

[HamburgerBoy]

free

*cough* *cough*

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Yea, technically it's almost never "free". One way or another, pussy almost always has a price tag on it(unless she's a straight hoodrat).

 

[Satanstoenail]

Is this the thread where you document all the money you spend getting what plenty of guys have gotten for free on various continents and at various times both past and present?

You're ruining the magic.

 

[The Butt]

This could be the year a transsexual elaborately deceives aug. Just whips out a huge schlong.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

arg, what about that sort of cute Korean girl from work? Would she approve of this?

 

[arg]

i'll only show her the clean version of my trip, visiting tourist sites etc


liftoff in 16 hours!

 

[Onder]

Brothel inspector power on, micromember ready! Signature anal lick is going to get in the news this time. Take pics.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Aug, the Rim-Master.

 

[The Butt]

I imagine he would have that look on his face too.

 

[Onder]

The day aug arrives in an European city even the most phlegmatic prostitutes wake up in the morning and feel that something is wrong. They can't identify the feeling in their guts until they arrive at work and see him. The asslicking microdemon is in town. All the whores in the brothel exchange worried looks and some go "oh no not this guy", but their fate is sealed.

 

[The Butt]

"asslicking microdemon"

 

[tagradh]

Yea, technically it's almost never "free". One way or another, pussy almost always has a price tag on it(unless she's a straight hoodrat).

Sucks to be you guys.


Unless you're being ridiculous and including buying some drinks, which decent people do for people they're not planning to fuck (i.e. male friends) anyway.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Opportunity cost is the big one. You also seem to imply that picking up drunk sluts at bars is the primary mode of acquiring sex. That's rape anyways.

And fuck paying for other people's drinks, why can't people buy their own fucking drinks? If I want a beer and Bob wants six, Bob can pay for his own fucking beers.

 

[Onder]

Sucks to be you guys.

Seriously. This is probably THE stereotype that I hate the most. Guys complaining about losing money when going out with women and getting sex. I really wouldn't want to live in a world where this makes any sense nor would I want to live with this mindset because it's incredibly lame.

EDIT: But oh well TechnicalBarbarity said it.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Seriously. This is probably THE stereotype that I hate the most. Guys complaining about losing money when going out with women and getting sex. I really wouldn't want to live in a world where this makes any sense nor would I want to live with this mindset because it's incredibly lame.

EDIT: But oh well TechnicalBarbarity said it.

How is it a stereotype? Maybe in the Czech Republic, world leader in porn star exports and overall degeneracy, women are hornier and eager to have free sex all the time. In the rest of the world, men are expected to bear the financial burden. That goes thousands of years back in history, in basically every significant culture.

And I'm not saying there's anything wrong with paying for sex, whether in cash or in drinks, it's a perfectly normal thing, but most men aren't cute little androgynous elves with clever and nimble tongues that can easily pick up women "for free".

 

[Onder]

How is it a stereotype? Maybe in the Czech Republic, world leader in porn star exports and overall degeneracy, women are hornier and eager to have free sex all the time. In the rest of the world, men are expected to bear the financial burden. That goes thousands of years back in history, in basically every significant culture.

And I'm not saying there's anything wrong with paying for sex, whether in cash or in drinks, it's a perfectly normal thing, but most men aren't cute little androgynous elves with clever and nimble tongues that can easily pick up women "for free".

So in your world, wherever it is, regular women expect to be paid for sex in money or goods like they're lending their vaginas, and they also accept edibles and bijou.

EDIT: I think this world is in your head only, bro.

EDIT2: "cute little androgynous elves with clever and nimble tongues" - I take that as a compliment ofc, thx.

 

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I'm excited for the fanny pack photos in front of European landmarks myself. Dak is just being hater!

EDIT: Please get some photos in Sweden, or Zurich!