Even your girlfriend fucking sucks.

[EricT]

You knew this was coming.

 

[Will Bozarth]

in your mouth!

 

[Captain Beard]

Orgasm face!

 

[EricT]

in your mouth!

Your mouth is gonna be occupied MASSIVELY 2 times in August.

 

[Anvil]

Oh, she fuckin' does. And well.

 

[Anvil]

Your mouth is gonna be occupied MASSIVELY 2 times in August.

By both of us.

 

[Will Bozarth]

then where does the word "massive" come in?

 

[EricT]

then where does the word "massive" come in?

Oh... I was talking about wd and rob lowe filling your mouth... but if you want minimum filling, yeah, I'm there.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

My girlfriend doesn't suck.

well, sometimes.

 

[Malergion]

Shit on my chest and call me Harry!

 

[Dead_Lioness]

hi Harry

 

[Malergion]

What have they been feeding you, Karen, it looks like a lot of corn, some fruit...

 

[Dead_Lioness]

eew

 

[Noumenon]

peanuts?

 

[Malergion]

By the smell of it, it's probably at least 30% lutfisk.

 

[Lunar Still]

This thread is gross.


But not as gross as it could be. Come on, people!

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

DL would look awesome with another girl sucking her tits. A blonde YEAH.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

My girlfriend sucked thirty-seven dicks!

























Hey! Hey! GET BACK HERE!

 

[derek]

A chick I dated last year spent the entire evening trying to pass off Askew-humour as her own.

She had a really hot tattoo on her wrist so I still slept with her. The banter was non-existent, though.

 

[EricT]

Yeah, I know a guy who does that all the time... like he stole the monologue at the start of Mallrats and tried to tell me its something his cousin really did. Pfft.