Favourite song lyrics

[Wenda]

And now something to cheer us all up!

And can't forget the original words, of course

It was on the good ship Venus; by Christ, ya shoulda seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed, and the mast, a mammoth penis
The captain of this lugger, he was a dirty bugger
He wasn't fit to shovel shit from one place to another

(chorus)Friggin' in the riggin', friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin' - there was fuck all else to do

The captains name was Morgan, by Christ, he was a gorgon
Ten times a day he'd stop and play with his fuckin' organ
The first mate's name was Cooper, by Christ he was a trooper
He jerked and jerked until he worked himself into a stupor

(chorus)

The second mate was Andy, by Christ, he had a dandy
Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock for cumming in the brandy
The cabin boy was Flipper, he was a fuckin' nipper
He stuffed his ass with broken glass and circumcised the skipper

(chorus)

The Captain's wife was Mabel, to fuck she was not able
So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits across the barroom table
The Captain had a daughter who fell in deep sea water
And by her squeals we knew the eels had found 'er sexual quarters

 

[Wenda]

Haha I had the best joke about your recent problems with women to put here, but it was rather insulting to Wenda so I didnt write it

Hmm...

SOMEBODY HELP ME! IM ONE HUG DOWN!

I might give it back if you tell us what the joke was

 

[spawn]

Well I was going to say you would only go down there to kill him if he would pay for the plane ticket after you slept with him. But I didnt say that. Because im nice. So lets remember that ok? Ok.

 

[Celestial-Todd]

Nah... that's more insulting to me!

 

[KoichCPA]

thats not even funny

 

[spawn]

Oh, well sort of I guess thats true... But it also implies Wenda is a woman of less than good character, so really, ive insulted you both. ARE YOU FREAKING HAPPY NOW?

 

[spawn]

Thats because the timing was thrown off Koichi. Had I put it in where it should have been you would have split your sides laughing.

 

[KoichCPA]

No, it just wasn't funny.

 

[spawn]

Come on Koichi, we are all friends here.

 

[KoichCPA]

not me and haupy

 

[Wenda]

Nah... that's more insulting to me!

I'm more confused than insulted

 

[spawn]

not me and haupy

I always thought you 2 were like good cop/bad cop.

 

[KoichCPA]

i thought you'd be used to that by now

 

[Celestial-Todd]

He referring to something I wrote in my livejournal.... about a girl who was gunna fly down here, live with me but not pay rent except for sex once a week!

 

[spawn]

I'm more confused than insulted

Good, lets keep it that way

 

[Spiff]

"Wind at My Back" by Spock's Beard is AWESOME. Neal Morse is almost as much of a genius as Neil Peart is.

Two of my favourites:

Time Stand Still - Rush

I turn my back to the wind
To catch my breath
Before I start off again.
Driven on without a moment to spend
To pass an evening with a drink and a friend

I let my skin get too thin
I'd like to pause
No matter what I pretend
Like some pilgrim
Who learns to transcend
Learns to live as if each step was the end

(Time stand still)
I'm not looking back
But I want to look around me now
(Time stand still)
See more of the people and the places that surround me now
Freeze this moment a little bit longer
Make each sensation a little bit stronger
Experience slips away
Experience slips away

I turn my face to the sun
Close my eyes
Let my defences down
All those wounds that I can't get unwound

I let my past go too fast
No time to pause
If I could slow it all down
Like some captain, whose ship runs aground
I can wait until the tide comes around

(Time stand still)
I'm not looking back
But I want to look around me now
(Time stand still)
See more of the people and the places that surround me now
Freeze this moment a little bit longer
Make each impression a little bit stronger
Freeze this motion a little bit longer
The innocence slips away
The innocence slips away...

Summer's going fast, nights growing colder
Children growing up, old friends growing older
Freeze this moment a little bit longer
Make each impression a little bit stronger
Experience slips away
Experience slips away...
The innocence slips away.

Open Secrets - Rush
It went right by me,
At the time it went over my head
I was looking out the window
I should have looked at your face instead

It went right by me
Just another wall
There should have been a moment
When we let our barriers fall
I never meant what you're thinking...
That's not what I meant at all.

Well I guess we all have these feelings
We can't leave unreconciled
Some of them burned on our ceilings
Some of them learned as a child

The things that we're concealing
Will never let us grow
Time will do its healing
You've got to let it go

Closed for my protection
Open to your scorn
Between these two directions
My heart is sometimes torn

I lie awake with my secrets
Spinning around my head
Something that somehow escaped me
Something you shouldn't have said
I was looking out the window
I should have looked at your face instead.

Well I guess we all have these feelings
We can't leave unreconciled
Some of them burned on our ceilings
Some of them learned as a child

I find no absolution
In my rational point of view
Maybe some things are instinctive
But there's one thing you could do
You could try to understand me
I could try to understand you.
You could try to understand me
I could try to understand you.

 

[Spruce Goose]

Come on Koichi, we are all friends here.

Stop fuckin saying that

 

[KoichCPA]

Come on Sprucey, we are all friends here.

 

[spawn]

Stop fuckin saying that

See Spiffo? IS IT THAT HARD TO SAY SOMETHING? No.

 

[Spiff]

Pfft.