lets write a Bodom story

[bizarre]

and wanked a bit more...

 

[loWildChild]

It is already written. We will upload it this weekend

 

[towo]

Hmm.

'... lay a future to a new kind of man ...'

No, that's not what I want to see while hearing 'Children Of Bodom'

-towo

 

[Kuvasz]

... where he found the corpses of the children who died there (wow, the police didn't take that out there 40 years after?). And, suddenly, there was also Aaliyah's corpse (uh...)

 

[†_Aragorth_†]

..who has also found a...

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

...and the numetal-fucker ogre was raping them with his big schlong...

 

[asphyXy]

..when back in the US, monica lewinski seduced george dubya. this caused him to nuke europe and kill everyone except...

 

[Kuvasz]

...Osama Bin Laden!

 

[†_Aragorth_†]

...so this pretty haired man than tell to this fu*** world that...

 

[MagSec4]

...he has to take a piss and he'd be right back..

 

[somefuckingwarrior]

this aint a story i`ll be readin to my kids when i have some.
but please continue ...

 

[HateCrewDeathroll]

...And when he came back, the reaper said, "My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact..."


(I hope someone is a big enough Bodom fan to reconize this and finish it off correctly)

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

i already did that, when i first heard HCDR....

"My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape. But even after admitting this -- and I have, countless times, in just about every act I've committed -- and coming face-to-face with these truths, there is no catharsis. I gain no deeper knowledge about myself, no new understanding can be extracted from my telling."

 

[†_Aragorth_†]

...In fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others, because ...

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

... because i was raped by an ogre with a giant schlong when i was using my friend's Slipknot T-Shirt, because i puked on my Nargaroth t!

 

[†_Aragorth_†]

...and this was the reason for...

 

[tempestadiossa]

...pancing around like a troll wielding an axe while...

 

[Syndrome]

stupid thread

 

[†_Aragorth_†]

...some dudes like "Syndrome" writing here some stupid words...

 

[towo]

... and behold, the Reaper went off to kill off some weapon inspectors which ..

-towo