Early morning, she was already up...
The plants were watered, her bags were packed...
Without warning she gave him a slug...
Now her husband's slaughtered...
with a 12 gauge whack!!
I think i need to listen to shotgun divorce, it's been a while since i have and when i try and get the tune in my head i just keep getting different parts of Chainsaw Buffet
Mother said that you were a sweet chic...
Called upon your folks, and they´ll join us for brunch...
Nice day for a picnic...
They´ll be delighted, only they are the lunch!!!!