Bring a beer bus with lots of hot girls, that might get some attention. Also burn rubber on those tires. Now on the back of the beer bus, there has to be a smoking section with lots of hot chicks with weed. So bring lots of weed. Then bring your guitar and soundcheck with the band. They might have you be the opening act if it hasn't been labled as yet. Then you need to bring some unique good food. People love food. And then share your favorite beer (again) with everyone. If there is a real sauna around locally, announce it. If not, you are out of luck for the evening. Just a suggestion.