Mickey Mouse has filed for divorce from his wife, Minnie
The judge hearing the case in Los Angeles began the first hearing
by advising Mickey's lawyer that he might need to change and refile the documents.
"Mr Mouse may not be aware - but you certainly ought to be - that insanity
is no loner suffceint grounds for divorce in the state of California"
Whereupon Mickey leaped from his seat and squeaked
"I didn't tell him she was crazy, Your Honor
I said she was fucking Goofy" -
The judge hearing the case in Los Angeles began the first hearing
by advising Mickey's lawyer that he might need to change and refile the documents.
"Mr Mouse may not be aware - but you certainly ought to be - that insanity
is no loner suffceint grounds for divorce in the state of California"
Whereupon Mickey leaped from his seat and squeaked
"I didn't tell him she was crazy, Your Honor
I said she was fucking Goofy" -
