Off topic - Corny comebacks

[ShredManWalking]

I was playing a game with my friend on AIM. It was called "Corny comebacks." (Yes, we were quite bored.) The object of the game - to keep "insulting" your opponent with really bad insults, that use childish words and don't really insult them. The result is quite hilarious. Here's an example...

"Oh yeah? Well, you oughta build a cage around yourself, lock yourself in, and forget the key, because you're stupid!"

or

"Why don't you just fly a rocket to the moon, and live there, away from all people, because they don't like you?!"

Let's see how corny you guys can be with this. Try it out! Remember, don't make it actually too insulting, because then it crosses the line between corny and successful. Enjoy!

 

[Thraxz]

You're gay!

 

[karelrulez]

If you like that kind of humor, try the Monkey Island games They're really great.

 

[Thraxz]

Monkey Island games? Goddamn... that was harsh!

 

[Zax666]

I and a finn I know love to call each other names.
Like...

Zax666: Oh, shut up, you, Sheryl Crow, you!
AndE: You're such a Ariel Sharon
Zax666: Yngwie Malmsteen
AndE: George W. Bush
Zax666: Oh yeah? You're no more than a Jay Leno, that's who you are
...

 

[Beelzebub]

Not too good with the corny comebacks, but I kick ass with your mom jokes

 

[urinalcakemix]

At least MY face has less acne than FRECKLES. bitch

 

[Androz]

You are so stupid that you are stupid...

 

[-Gavin-]

You're gay!

The Classic

 

[v01c354nd51gn5]

any MADtv watchers know "You're so gay, you crap rainbow colored gerbals."

 

[Meedleyx10]

im the ultimate grand master of comebacks.......just ask v013c54ui52432u654y243595729793275943259432......he'll tell ya.

 

[v01c354nd51gn5]

v013c54ui52432u654y243595729793275943259432......

was that some lame excuse for a corny comeback??

 

[the_satanic_rabbit]

Your Mom!

 

[G-Master]

Well .... uh ... at least I get laid more than you do!!

hoho

 

[Katalepsy]

When someone says something like "Oh yeah! Well I fucked your mom last night!" you look that dumbass straight in the eyes and say "Well that's too bad, while you were wasting your time tryin to get laid by old ladies, I carved your mother's eye sockets out with a razor blade, and then sold her blind ass as a bondage slave to the Japanese mafia, and they've been shoving flesh eating carrion ants in her ass and video taping it for internet broadcasting." and if that doesn't do it, take it up a notch, tell em you carved your initials on their mother's uterus with a butter knife while she was having oral sex with the family dog." Garunteed they'll throw a punch.

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[theodyssey]

lol

 

[v01c354nd51gn5]

When someone says something like "Oh yeah! Well I fucked your mom last night!" you look that dumbass straight in the eyes and say "Well that's too bad, while you were wasting your time tryin to get laid by old ladies, I carved your mother's eye sockets out with a razor blade, and then sold her blind ass as a bondage slave to the Japanese mafia, and they've been shoving flesh eating carrion ants in her ass and video taping it for internet broadcasting." and if that doesn't do it, take it up a notch, tell em you carved your initials on their mother's uterus with a butter knife while she was having oral sex with the family dog." Garunteed they'll throw a punch.

daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, that's deep.

 

[TotenMitMacht]

Jesus, man. That's harsh. Can I use it?

 

[unknown]

When someone says something like "Oh yeah! Well I fucked your mom last night!" you look that dumbass straight in the eyes and say "Well that's too bad, while you were wasting your time tryin to get laid by old ladies, I carved your mother's eye sockets out with a razor blade, and then sold her blind ass as a bondage slave to the Japanese mafia, and they've been shoving flesh eating carrion ants in her ass and video taping it for internet broadcasting." and if that doesn't do it, take it up a notch, tell em you carved your initials on their mother's uterus with a butter knife while she was having oral sex with the family dog." Garunteed they'll throw a punch.

daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, that's deep.

*copying that down*

 

[Beelzebub]

Wow, I usually just tell people to shut up.