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These are some funny song titles i have been collecting
Hope you enjoy them as much as i do, feel free to add your own and email this list to all you friends, family and loved ones ;-) To be honest the only band i have heard and would actually listen to on this list is Cannabal Corpse! and being a great lover of Rattus Rat my fav Cannabal Corpse song
has to be "Devoured by Vermin"
WARNING: I must advise that some of these titles may be very offensive to some people however, i myself mean no offense by posting this list!
Ok lets see what we have then!!
Gorelord
Cumfucked Face of Death
Necrophillic Orgy In Entrails And Cum
"Not sure who the following is by"
Needle up my cock
Teenage Twats
Expose yourself to kids
Cunt sucking cannibal
Ass Fuckin', Butt Suckin', Cunt Lickin', Masturbation
I'm Gonna Rape You
Fuckin' The Dog
Cock On The Loose
Kill Thy Father, Rape Thy Mother
Anal Cunt
Shoot, Knife, Strangle, Beat & Crucify
I Kill Everything I Fuck
Shove That Warrant Up Your Ass
Scars On My Body/Scabs On My Dick
Stink Finger Clit
stick a cross up a nuns cunt
The Locust
Halo of pubic hair and earwax manufactured for the champion in all of us (?)
spitting in the face of fools as a source of nutrition
Moth-Eaten Deer Head
Brand New Set of Teeth
How to Build a Pessimistic Lie Detector
Skin Graft at Seventy-Five Miles an Hour
High-Maintenance Libido, Bring the Whole Family
Hairspray Suppository
Gluing Carpet To Your Genitals Does Not Make You A Cantaloupe
Bring Your 65 Italian Carbine
Alas, Here Come The Hypochondriacs To Wait With You In The Lobby
Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia
Wet-Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case
Recyclable Body Fluids In Human Form
Earwax Halo Manufactured For The Champion In All Of Us (?)
Wet Dream War Machine
Who Wants A Dose Of The Clap?
Psst! Is That A Halfie In Your Pants?
Half-Eaten Sausage Would You Like To See You In His Office
Twenty-Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions Of Grandeur
Captain Gaydar It's Time To Wind Your Clock Again
Priest With The Sexually Transmitted Diseases, Get Out Of My Bed
Impaled
Intrauterine cannibalism
Anal Cunt
I became a counselor so I could tell rape victims they asked for it
I sent concentration camp footage to America's funniest videos
I snuck a retard into a sperm bank
You're pregnant, so I kicked you in the stomach
The only reason men talk to you is because they want to get laid, you stupid fucking cunt
Lymphatic Phlegm
Secondary Dysmenorrhea Resulting From The Uterine Endometritis
Post-Mortem Analysis Of The Inferior Vena Cava On A Pneumo-Embolus Affected Cadaver
Insidious Colibacillosis Of The Urinary Ways Infectious-Inflammatory Pyocystitis
Impaled Northern Moon Forest
Grim And Frostbitten Moongoats of the North
Forlorned invocations of blasphemous congregations of lusting goat sodomizing sathanis
Gazing at the blasphemous moon while perched atop a very very very very very very very forsaken crest of the northern mountain
Bloodlustfully praising satan's unholy almightyness in the woods at midnight
Nocturnal cauldrons aflame amidst the northern hellwitch's perpetual blasphemy
Transfixing the forbidden blasphemous incantation of the conjuring wintergoat
Masturbating on the unholy inverted tracks of the grim & frostbitten necrobobsledders
Awaiting the blasphemous abomination of the necroyeti while sailing on the northernmost fjord of xzfgiiizmtsath
Lustfully worshiping the inverted moongoat while skiing down the inverted necromountain of necrodeathmortum
Awaiting the frozen blasphemy of the necroyeti's lusting necrobation upon the altar of voxrfszzzisnzf
Summoning the unholy frozen winterdemons to the grimmest and most frostbitten inverted forest of abazagorath
Entranced By The Northern Impaled Necrowizard's Blasphemous Incantation Amidst The Agonizing Abomination Of The Lusting
Grim and frostbitten gay bar
"Dont know who done this one"
Raping the elderly
GOREROTTED
album: "Mutilated In Minutes" (2002)
Hacksore
Bed 'Em, Behead 'Em
Stab Me Till I Cum
Cut, Gut, Beaten, Eaten
Corpse Fucking Art
Put Your Bits In A Concrete Mix
Mutilated In Minutes, Severed In Seconds
Gagged, Shagged, Bodybagged
Severed, Sawn And Sold As Porn
album: "Only Tools And Corpses" (2003)
Zombie Graveyard Rape Bonanza
Hack In The Back Dumped In A Sack
Fuck Your Arse With Broken Glass
Only Tools And Corpses
Her Gash I Did Splash
Can't Fit Her Limbs In The Fridge
Village People Of The Damned
Masticated By The Spasticated
To Catch A Killer (A Serial Sing-A-Long)
Cannabal Corpse,
"Its only fair to include most of the CC discography here!
album: "Eaten Back To Life" (1990)
Shredded Humans
Edible Autopsy
Put Them To Death
Mangled
Scattered Remains, Splattered Brains
Born In A Casket
Rotting Head
The Undead Will Feast
Bloody Chunks
A Skull Full Of Maggots
Buried In The Backyard
album: "Butchered At Birth" (1991)
Meat Hook Sodomy
Gutted
Living Dissection
Under The Rotted Flesh
Covered With Sores
Vomit The Soul
Butchered At Birth
Rancid Amputation
Innards Decay
album: "Tomb Of The Mutilated" (1992)
Hammer Smashed Face
I Cum Blood
Addicted To Vaginal Skin
Split Wide Open
Necropedophile
The Cryptic Stench
Entrails Ripped From A Virgin's Cunt
Post Mortal Ejaculation
Beyond The Cemetery
album: "The Bleeding" (1994)
Starring Through The Eyes Of The Dead
Fucked With A Knife
Stripped, Raped And Strangled
Pulverized
Return To Flesh
The Pick-Axe Murders
She Was Asking For It
The Bleeding
Force Fed Broken Glass
An Experiment In Homicide
album: "Vile" (1996)
Devoured By Vermin
Mummified In Barbed Wire
Perverse Suffering
Disfigured
Bloodlands
Puncture Wound Massacre
Relentless Beating
Absolute Hatred
Eaten From Inside
Orgasm Through Torture
Monolith
album: "Gallery Of Suicide" (1998)
I Will Kill You
Disposal Of The Body
Sentenced To Burn
Blood Drenched Execution
Gallery Of Suicide
Dismembered And Molested
From Skin To Liquid
Unite The Dead
Stabbed In The Throat
Chambers Of Blood
Headless
Every Bone Broken
Centuries Of Torment
Crushing The Despised
album: "Bloodthirst" (1999)
Pounded Into Dust
Dead Human Collection
Unleashing The Bloodthirsty
The Spine Splitter
Ecstacy In Decay
Raped By The Beast
Coffinfeeder
Hacksaw Decapitation
Blowtorch Slaughter
Sickening Metamorphosis
Condemned To Agony
album: "Gore Obsessed" (2002)
Savage Butchery
Hatchet To The head
Pit Of Zombies
Dormant Bodies Bursting
Compelled To Lacerate
Drowning In Viscera
Hung And Bled
Sanded Faceless
Mutation Of The Cadaver
When Death Replaces Life
Grotesque
No Remorse
album: "The Wretched Spawn" (2004)
Severed Head Stoning
Psychotic Precision
Decency Defied
Frantic Disembowelment
The Wretched Spawn
Cyanide Assassin
Festering In The Crypt
Nothing Left To Mutilate
Blunt Force Castration
Rotted Body Landslide
Slain
Bent Backwards And Broken
They Deserve To Die
"There is not much that can top some of those!
But with some searching i discovered......"
Regurgitate
"I Hope you have a strong stomach!! and a sense of humour!!!!"
Effortless Regurgitation... The Torture Sessions
The art of intestinal regurgitation
Complete rectal prolapse
Testicular trauma
Torsion of the testicle
Worm eaten rectum 2
Cloudy, grayish vomitus
Bleeding peptic ulcer
Carbonized bowels
Effortless regurgitation of bright red blood
Basic autopsy procedure
Phrenetic chainsaw slaughter of a crippled infant
Uncontrolled anus violation
Self-dismembered foetus
Bludgeoned to death
Drastic decapitation of a raped infant
Maiming the defenceless
Regurgitated giblets
Liquid excrements
Parade Of The Decapitated Midgets.
Claw-hammer castration
Skull of shit and sludge
Carnivorous erection
Breath like rotten meat
Selfdismembowelment
Fleshmangler
Concrete Human Torture
Basic torture procedure
Uncontrolled anus violation
So dont forget try and add to this list and/or let me know your favourites, for now i will go with "Phrenetic chainsaw slaughter of a crippled infant"
Hope you enjoy them as much as i do, feel free to add your own and email this list to all you friends, family and loved ones ;-) To be honest the only band i have heard and would actually listen to on this list is Cannabal Corpse! and being a great lover of Rattus Rat my fav Cannabal Corpse song
has to be "Devoured by Vermin"
WARNING: I must advise that some of these titles may be very offensive to some people however, i myself mean no offense by posting this list!
Ok lets see what we have then!!
Gorelord
Cumfucked Face of Death
Necrophillic Orgy In Entrails And Cum
"Not sure who the following is by"
Needle up my cock
Teenage Twats
Expose yourself to kids
Cunt sucking cannibal
Ass Fuckin', Butt Suckin', Cunt Lickin', Masturbation
I'm Gonna Rape You
Fuckin' The Dog
Cock On The Loose
Kill Thy Father, Rape Thy Mother
Anal Cunt
Shoot, Knife, Strangle, Beat & Crucify
I Kill Everything I Fuck
Shove That Warrant Up Your Ass
Scars On My Body/Scabs On My Dick
Stink Finger Clit
stick a cross up a nuns cunt
The Locust
Halo of pubic hair and earwax manufactured for the champion in all of us (?)
spitting in the face of fools as a source of nutrition
Moth-Eaten Deer Head
Brand New Set of Teeth
How to Build a Pessimistic Lie Detector
Skin Graft at Seventy-Five Miles an Hour
High-Maintenance Libido, Bring the Whole Family
Hairspray Suppository
Gluing Carpet To Your Genitals Does Not Make You A Cantaloupe
Bring Your 65 Italian Carbine
Alas, Here Come The Hypochondriacs To Wait With You In The Lobby
Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia
Wet-Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case
Recyclable Body Fluids In Human Form
Earwax Halo Manufactured For The Champion In All Of Us (?)
Wet Dream War Machine
Who Wants A Dose Of The Clap?
Psst! Is That A Halfie In Your Pants?
Half-Eaten Sausage Would You Like To See You In His Office
Twenty-Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions Of Grandeur
Captain Gaydar It's Time To Wind Your Clock Again
Priest With The Sexually Transmitted Diseases, Get Out Of My Bed
Impaled
Intrauterine cannibalism
Anal Cunt
I became a counselor so I could tell rape victims they asked for it
I sent concentration camp footage to America's funniest videos
I snuck a retard into a sperm bank
You're pregnant, so I kicked you in the stomach
The only reason men talk to you is because they want to get laid, you stupid fucking cunt
Lymphatic Phlegm
Secondary Dysmenorrhea Resulting From The Uterine Endometritis
Post-Mortem Analysis Of The Inferior Vena Cava On A Pneumo-Embolus Affected Cadaver
Insidious Colibacillosis Of The Urinary Ways Infectious-Inflammatory Pyocystitis
Impaled Northern Moon Forest
Grim And Frostbitten Moongoats of the North
Forlorned invocations of blasphemous congregations of lusting goat sodomizing sathanis
Gazing at the blasphemous moon while perched atop a very very very very very very very forsaken crest of the northern mountain
Bloodlustfully praising satan's unholy almightyness in the woods at midnight
Nocturnal cauldrons aflame amidst the northern hellwitch's perpetual blasphemy
Transfixing the forbidden blasphemous incantation of the conjuring wintergoat
Masturbating on the unholy inverted tracks of the grim & frostbitten necrobobsledders
Awaiting the blasphemous abomination of the necroyeti while sailing on the northernmost fjord of xzfgiiizmtsath
Lustfully worshiping the inverted moongoat while skiing down the inverted necromountain of necrodeathmortum
Awaiting the frozen blasphemy of the necroyeti's lusting necrobation upon the altar of voxrfszzzisnzf
Summoning the unholy frozen winterdemons to the grimmest and most frostbitten inverted forest of abazagorath
Entranced By The Northern Impaled Necrowizard's Blasphemous Incantation Amidst The Agonizing Abomination Of The Lusting
Grim and frostbitten gay bar
"Dont know who done this one"
Raping the elderly
GOREROTTED
album: "Mutilated In Minutes" (2002)
Hacksore
Bed 'Em, Behead 'Em
Stab Me Till I Cum
Cut, Gut, Beaten, Eaten
Corpse Fucking Art
Put Your Bits In A Concrete Mix
Mutilated In Minutes, Severed In Seconds
Gagged, Shagged, Bodybagged
Severed, Sawn And Sold As Porn
album: "Only Tools And Corpses" (2003)
Zombie Graveyard Rape Bonanza
Hack In The Back Dumped In A Sack
Fuck Your Arse With Broken Glass
Only Tools And Corpses
Her Gash I Did Splash
Can't Fit Her Limbs In The Fridge
Village People Of The Damned
Masticated By The Spasticated
To Catch A Killer (A Serial Sing-A-Long)
Cannabal Corpse,
"Its only fair to include most of the CC discography here!
album: "Eaten Back To Life" (1990)
Shredded Humans
Edible Autopsy
Put Them To Death
Mangled
Scattered Remains, Splattered Brains
Born In A Casket
Rotting Head
The Undead Will Feast
Bloody Chunks
A Skull Full Of Maggots
Buried In The Backyard
album: "Butchered At Birth" (1991)
Meat Hook Sodomy
Gutted
Living Dissection
Under The Rotted Flesh
Covered With Sores
Vomit The Soul
Butchered At Birth
Rancid Amputation
Innards Decay
album: "Tomb Of The Mutilated" (1992)
Hammer Smashed Face
I Cum Blood
Addicted To Vaginal Skin
Split Wide Open
Necropedophile
The Cryptic Stench
Entrails Ripped From A Virgin's Cunt
Post Mortal Ejaculation
Beyond The Cemetery
album: "The Bleeding" (1994)
Starring Through The Eyes Of The Dead
Fucked With A Knife
Stripped, Raped And Strangled
Pulverized
Return To Flesh
The Pick-Axe Murders
She Was Asking For It
The Bleeding
Force Fed Broken Glass
An Experiment In Homicide
album: "Vile" (1996)
Devoured By Vermin
Mummified In Barbed Wire
Perverse Suffering
Disfigured
Bloodlands
Puncture Wound Massacre
Relentless Beating
Absolute Hatred
Eaten From Inside
Orgasm Through Torture
Monolith
album: "Gallery Of Suicide" (1998)
I Will Kill You
Disposal Of The Body
Sentenced To Burn
Blood Drenched Execution
Gallery Of Suicide
Dismembered And Molested
From Skin To Liquid
Unite The Dead
Stabbed In The Throat
Chambers Of Blood
Headless
Every Bone Broken
Centuries Of Torment
Crushing The Despised
album: "Bloodthirst" (1999)
Pounded Into Dust
Dead Human Collection
Unleashing The Bloodthirsty
The Spine Splitter
Ecstacy In Decay
Raped By The Beast
Coffinfeeder
Hacksaw Decapitation
Blowtorch Slaughter
Sickening Metamorphosis
Condemned To Agony
album: "Gore Obsessed" (2002)
Savage Butchery
Hatchet To The head
Pit Of Zombies
Dormant Bodies Bursting
Compelled To Lacerate
Drowning In Viscera
Hung And Bled
Sanded Faceless
Mutation Of The Cadaver
When Death Replaces Life
Grotesque
No Remorse
album: "The Wretched Spawn" (2004)
Severed Head Stoning
Psychotic Precision
Decency Defied
Frantic Disembowelment
The Wretched Spawn
Cyanide Assassin
Festering In The Crypt
Nothing Left To Mutilate
Blunt Force Castration
Rotted Body Landslide
Slain
Bent Backwards And Broken
They Deserve To Die
"There is not much that can top some of those!
But with some searching i discovered......"
Regurgitate
"I Hope you have a strong stomach!! and a sense of humour!!!!"
Effortless Regurgitation... The Torture Sessions
The art of intestinal regurgitation
Complete rectal prolapse
Testicular trauma
Torsion of the testicle
Worm eaten rectum 2
Cloudy, grayish vomitus
Bleeding peptic ulcer
Carbonized bowels
Effortless regurgitation of bright red blood
Basic autopsy procedure
Phrenetic chainsaw slaughter of a crippled infant
Uncontrolled anus violation
Self-dismembered foetus
Bludgeoned to death
Drastic decapitation of a raped infant
Maiming the defenceless
Regurgitated giblets
Liquid excrements
Parade Of The Decapitated Midgets.
Claw-hammer castration
Skull of shit and sludge
Carnivorous erection
Breath like rotten meat
Selfdismembowelment
Fleshmangler
Concrete Human Torture
Basic torture procedure
Uncontrolled anus violation
So dont forget try and add to this list and/or let me know your favourites, for now i will go with "Phrenetic chainsaw slaughter of a crippled infant"
:zombie: 
