Oh, great, Mattias is here.

[U[Sic]M]

Must you follow me everywhere?

 

[Mattias the Bitch Boy]

OOOH!!!

OOOOOOOHH!!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!

I was so here first, don't give that fucking crap, you piece of SHIT! Following, stalking, being gay! 3 activities of yours.

How lame is that? I even mention you in the last post I wrote, wondering where you've been all this time and pondering whether or not you'll ever read it, and VOILA, there you are!

 

[U[Sic]M]

Yeah, well, you talked utter shit and crap about me in that other post, so...

You so anticipated I was going to be here and so you waited ´til I entered. Don´t try to deny it!

 

[Mattias the Bitch Boy]

Shut up! You ALWAYS fucking show up as SOON as I enter a forum! It's NOT a coincidence, it CAN'T be. You're following me.

 

[U[Sic]M]

That´s a big and fat LIE! The only explanation I can think of is that you have some sort of geeky computer software (obviously developed by you), with which you monitor my internet-habits. Hence, you anticipate my every move. Granted, you don´t get it right all the time, but oftentimes you do, and THAT`S why you appear before me on every forum. See?

Compliment me on my rad deduction-skills.

 

[xenophobe]

Both of you already did this in one post, we don't need to start it over. This is a formal warning.