Parodies?

[ShredManWalking]

Greetings! I haven't posted on the forum in a LONG time... quite awhile... anyhow, I thought of this out of boredom, so I'm going to post it. Let's see what you guys can come up with.

If this offends you, then I'm very surprised. I love Symphony X as much as anyone here, and I mean no harm.

Here goes - a parody I made of the chorus of "Evolution - The Grand Design"

"Here we are - eating large chocolate bars
Avoiding foods that are truly bland
Living by the law of the cake mix
And using toothpicks
Foraging for tapioca."

 

[dargormudshark]

hahahaha


"Close your eyas and grab a snickers"

that is all I have..lame

 

[†Russel Allen†®]

Terrified - to Big Mac and to Subway
Spirits of the Hut, iron shadows chest
Feed my desperate belly
Shrieking burger - far and wide
Praying for this meal to be my best

 

[OfSinsAndShred]

My friend and I used to have sweet SX parody, I'll have to ask him if he remembers it. It was supposed to be a Mike Portnoy and SX collaboration called "Out of the Asses." Then SX and DT were going to record "Strange Takeout Food."

 

[dargormudshark]

are all the songs about food because of a certain someone's size in the band

it was a just a funny observation that is all, not ment to be mean, actually I think Romeo has lost weight, my frind Shane mentioned it to Romeo was really thankful for the comment.

 

[ShredManWalking]

are all the songs about food because of a certain someone's size in the band

Actually, I didn't intend mine to be directed in any way toward's that. I'll work on a non-food related parody for you guys then.

 

[coolsnow7]

are all the songs about food because of a certain someone's size in the band

YOU COLD AS ICE!

 

[zakk_hate_me_666]

here is masquerade or better yet : mexican

Smothered in tacos - the forbidden palace i cannot remember its name!!!
Uneaten nachos - a total misfortune and shame

Spicy Burritos - this plate of fajitas, it feeds my desire for food
This taco's greatness removes all the hunger i once knew

i sacrifice my paradise of taco shells
taco bell - it is the smell that guides me through
You devour your burritos
Don't deny their food is good - mexican food is good!!!!

Save us from the mexican's demise
beans and food can't die in ridicule (save us)
Save us from taco bell's demise

A fallen taco bell sees them beneath sauce-less tacos
Subsiding deeper - the final farewell of his food

he destroys the guards - tacos and burritos shoved in thier eyes (crazy guitar lick)
Seizing intrusion to save taco bell from demise

i sacrifice my paradise of taco shells
taco bell - it is the smell that guides me through

 

[OfSinsAndShred]

are all the songs about food because of a certain someone's size in the band

Um... not really.

 

[wayne the goblin/robot]

someone should send these to wierd al

 

[ShredManWalking]

Downtown beneath the city haze
We ride in mobiles - driving different ways
Forging signatures – documents unseen
Luxurious joy-rides in the
Hearse and limousine

 

[Beelzebub]

I would ask you who goes around joyriding in a hearse but then you'd tell me to go write my own parody.

 

[†Russel Allen†®]

A car-related parody:

Live with Ranger and FIAT
behind GM and VW
Try to turn back the wheels
Driving besides smoke and rubber

 

[NoSoup4you]

MJR's not really that fat...

 

[zakk_hate_me_666]

MJR's not really that fat...

 

[Rose Immortal]

Jeez, the weight comments are really immature. I don't think any of us would like to have every aspect of our physique totally dissected on the Internet. He who looks perfect should cast the first flame. Any takers? (silence) Didn't think so.

BTW, Beez, totally unrelated--some people actually do buy secondhand hearses and use them like ordinary vehicles. Seriously.

 

[†Russel Allen†®]

I go with Rose Immortal.

 

[ShredManWalking]

I didn't intend any of these to make fun of his weight. I'm surprised this was even brought up. I think the misinterpretation lies in the fact that 3 of these parodies are food-related. Food is a very broad topic, with a lot of words from many different languages. Guaranteed, you can find words in English that rhyme things that are edible. Take a look at Weird Al - a large portion of his parodies deal with food.

 

[dargormudshark]

Damn! WTF, it wasn't a joke about his weight guys, it was just a silly observation, shit quit being uptight

 

[frozen_core]

hey, you know who's fat? who cares! this a humorous thread about parodies...not a "who do you think is fat?" topic. i totally agree with rose immortal, and, ShredManWalking, don't worry, it's pretty obvious you were just trying to add some humour...and it is funny, man!