The Bacon Explosion

[JohnInDarkness]

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/28/dining/28bacon.html?_r=1

 

[CladInDarkness]

It looks delicious. I noticed this on Digg the other day.

 

[Seanindarkness]

My heart hurts just looking at it.

 

[August Gales]

John you need to make this for us on Monday.

 

[JohnInDarkness]

As much as I would like to, I think this is beyond my culinary expertise. Kool-aid pies are the best you're going to get.

 

[opeth_353]

I'm eating onion soup

 

[JohnInDarkness]

I'm eating onion soup

Is there a Bacon Explosion in said onion soup?

 

[CladInDarkness]

John, make it.

http://catandgirl.com/archive/cg0505bacon.gif

 

[Seanindarkness]

As much as I would like to, I think this is beyond my culinary expertise. Kool-aid pies are the best you're going to get.

Are those anything like Kool-aid shoes?

 

[August Gales]

that thing is 50 trillion calories and about 100 zillion grams of fat btw

So we will let Coy have the bigger portion... What's the problem here?

 

[Christrollpher]

More importantly, Brian wants me to be a better priest of Obeseus and gain 233.5 pounds, which the bacon explosion would help me accomplish.

 

[Seanindarkness]

Clad in Heart Disease.

 

[Christrollpher]

We are trying to get back to our metal roots and get heavier.

 

[Seanindarkness]

Me (after explaining to my girlfriend about the bacon explosion): I care to much about you to make a bacon explosion anyway. I really wouldn't want you to die of a heart attack
My Girlfriend: Haha, good espically since I don't scare very easily and I don't like bacon.
Me: Clad in Darkness would be mad at you for not liking.
My Girlfriend: The Band? Why?
Me: Because they love bacon, and beer, and molesting me.
My Girlfriend: Can you blame them?

 

[opeth_353]

THERE WAS NO BACON IN MY ONION SOUP, FUCK ALL OF YE

 

[Seanindarkness]

Then why would you tell us you're eating onion soup?

 

[BanginTheDead]

Wait.

 

[BanginTheDead]

You have a girlfriend, Sean?

Why were we not introduced?

 

[Seanindarkness]

You could always come up here and meet her, just please keep your pants on.

 

[opeth_353]

HEY, YOUR GIRLFRIEND ISN'T MADE OF BACON...or is she..

Is she?