The CoB board has hit a new low

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thought you guys might be interested.... its been posted in the SoT but i know lots of you dont go there

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=147716

 

[NAD]

"I can't take it no more." Man, it's already bad and I haven't read anything but the thread title. I HATE DOUBLE NEGATIVES!!!

HAHAHA, and the first post after the rant is "double negative." Fucking classic!

One time when I was 15 I was in love with some chick I never talked to. Then a few years later I did and she was stupid and a pain in the ass, but still really hot.

 

[Black Winter Day]

so she was boning "teh fucking MOZART of metal"?!? EERRIWEDDSS.

 

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no she just WISHES she was, thats what makes it even more pathetic

 

[NAD]

That dude looks like a rabbit with black nails.

 

[Black Winter Day]

....

maybe she should post my picture again. that'll help her get over her problems.



heh heh heh heh... i think i once said her name sounds like "a gay bar for sailors".

 

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heh heh heh heh... i think i once said her name sounds like "a gay bar for sailors".

haha holy crap it does

 

[Under a Stone]

Those crazy COB fans, what your going to do about them?

 

[Russell]

Oh my

 

[dill_the_devil]

Guys, I think I'm cracking up... I can't stop thinking about licking Joey DeMaio's ass-crack. His bulging biceps and the way he pounds that bass... I wish I was the one who got to oil him up on the cover of the Anthology album... I'm too metal to cut myself though, so I've resorted to running headfirst at brick walls with a Viking helmet on...

 

[NAD]

We're here for you man. I'll stop wearing my furry boots around you if it'll help.

 

[dill_the_devil]

Aww, the support I get from you guys brings a tear to my cock-hole. Group hug!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I can't even listen to COB or Sinergy anymore 'cause it just HURTS SO FUCKING BAD!!!!

I feel the same way, but for different reasons than this whackjob.

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

Must..resist....urge...to...mock...

 

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mock....mock....mock....come on....you know you want to.... come on, the metalhead equivalent of a 14 year old obsessive dashboard confessional fangirl is too rich not to mock....

 

[Demonspell]

To paraphrase one of the COB's forum favorite insults, people who spend their lives posting virtual drool over celebrities on the net are BETTER OFF DEAD!!! Damn, even the most fanboy-infested forums I've seen don't have too much of that cyber-stalking bullshit. Need any more proof that COB primarily appeals to the lowest common denominator?

 

[MightyA]

You guys should get REAL girlfriends.

 

[ProgMetalFan]

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Shut up, you love Kelly Osbourne.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

double negative.