The kill you game

[Tubbs]

^ You failed, just admit it.

 

[Kreator/Destroyer]

how did i fail? we are both great at creative homocide...isn't that a victory in itself?

 

[Tubbs]

^ Well, at first I was like "I WIN!" and then you were like "I WIN" and then I was like "NO, I WIN" and then you responded with "YOU DON'T WIN. I WIN." and then it was really really really repetitive and redundant so I suppose we can both agree on eachother's killing methods so that we won't have to argue about it anymore.

 

[Pessimism]

You two may be winners, but in this - I'm a horrible failure

 

[entanglement]

I will bang bang in your tummy wummy?

 

[Tubbs]

Hmm, I'll stab you with the side of a metal chair.

 

[Kreator/Destroyer]

i'll put you in a cage with my vicious pet vultures

 

[Tubbs]

I'll take a bar of soap and slap you across the face with it until you die of unusualness.

 

[Pessimism]

I will bang bang in your tummy wummy?

Best death in the thread , I actually started laughing out loud hahhaahah

 

[Tubbs]

^ I'll eviscerate you!

 

[Kreator/Destroyer]

i will take the car jumpstart cables and attach them to your balls sending enormous amounts of voltage into your genitals...killing you instantly...you will forever be known in history as "Deep-Fried Ball-Sac Man"

 

[Tubbs]

I'll take the strings from a baritone Ukelele and choke you with them. Since they can't do much damage on their own, I'll also piss on your face and make you sniff toxic markers in the process, killing you from humiliation.

 

[SilverCrank]

I will have sex with someone with aids and than rape you and give you the aids.

and than stab you in the head

 

[Horus]

I will kill you with only the spiritual aura that emminates from my fuckin' sexy tight leatehr pants that I'm wearing right now.

 

[Tubbs]

I'll murder you by taking my insulin bottle and shoving it through a flap of skin that I opened with a rusty knife. The insulin will flow through your bloodstream and kill you from a rotten case of hypoglocemia and from the knife infection.

 

[Pessimism]

I'm going to place within my personal Dutch Oven
:snicker:

 

[Nemesis_lxix]

Going to gut you with a tea spoon.

 

[Tubbs]

I'll take some honey roasted peanuts and throw them at your face, killing you from unusual sight shock.

 

[NaTaSMAI]

I'd put you in a bra and thong, then toss you into a bath tub full of boiling water, force you to have sex with a stuffed french poodle, then drown you.

 

[Astrum]

JESUS DUDE, I HAD TO BE STUPID AND CLICK ON THE SNOOPY IN YOUR SIG THAT SAYS "DO NOT CLICK"

dont do it. actually, do. I will kill you that way.