WOMEN: The Thread For Men!

[Missiles]

How do they work? Where's the audio input? Here you'll find the question to all your answers... (Wait a moment...) The answers to all your questions ( Yup, that makes sense... )

Please, no porn!

 

[Profanity]

Should be a good thread.

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

You telling me you know the answer to all this? Are you God or something?
Not even women knows why women act so much like women.

 

[_Zsuzsa_]

Sssoo... this thread is supposed to be about the Mysteries of Women?
If so, you should have started with some questions heh...

 

[Missiles]

Hey, I asked where's the audio input...

@Somberlain: This thread is supossed to talk about women without showing porn pics, it can be funny.

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

Well, I have a question: What's with that damned interpretation??? They put meanings into your words that you never could dream of!

 

[EagleFlyFree]

question: how does pms feels? besides emo and bipolar and whiny and generally irritating?

 

[_Zsuzsa_]

Well, I have a question: What's with that damned interpretation??? They put meanings into your words that you never could dream of!

Because we always think that you are like us; have some hidden meanings in your words. And if not, we just imagine it there
That's why we got hurt many times and think that guys are pigs; because they simply dont get our sensitivity concerning a lot of things.


audio input & pm

 

[CRrEiTsIRED]

question: how does pms feels? besides emo and bipolar and whiny and generally irritating?

Sometimes you don't even know all the irriatation and depression and whatnot is pms... for some girls it's hard to make the connection, you just realize a couple days later:-D

Anyways, it doesn't feel spectacular...

 

[stormy]

question: how does pms feels? besides emo and bipolar and whiny and generally irritating?

Well, for me it just feels like stomich pains and i become more pissed and more of a bitch..

 

[Heavenscent]

My ex-girlfriend used too bite my head off for making jokes that would've cracked her up if she wouldn't have been pms-ing.....

 

[_Quarantine_]

^^ Haha I do exactly the same to my poor boyfriend. And no matter what it is, I'll blame it on him. I'm like Dr Jeckyll and Mrs Bitch

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

Funny, my ex varied between being ultra-horny and in considerable pain

And for that interpretation-thing: why do you do it?

 

[Trent]

Women... Can't live with them... Can't Kill them

 

[christcrusher]

I say every chick should just take depo provera BC and stop whining about PMS...I never get that shit...ever...

 

[EternalMetal]

idk, sometimes when i talk to women, i think they are broken. They bitch and moan and dont clean up after me and make me dinner when im hungry. whats wrong?

 

[_Zsuzsa_]

Well you obviously dont deserve it.

And if you'd experience a PM once you guys wouldnt say that its a nothing.. For me it fucks up my back, it hurts so much that I cant sit, lay or stand without aching.. This only lasts for a day but its enough to drive me crazy, heh..

 

[Heavenscent]

I think guys have a monthly period too....only we don't experience it as physically as you women do, hehe. Seriously, every month I have a period when I'm extremly cranky, about a week......my dad has that too, but he won't admit that. It's a real pain in the ass (you can take that litterally, but that doesn't go for me )
Another thing on women...what's up with lipstick? 'Don't get me started on lipstick....I've tried it once or twice for fun and on acting things at school (on stage) but it's crap. It tastes horribly and is overpresent.
Also, kissing a girl wearing lipstick is PURE HORROR, YUUUUUUCK!!!!
And on their cigarette buds, glasses....man, I could go on like this forever...

 

[oneshotendsthiswar]

idk, sometimes when i talk to women, i think they are broken. They bitch and moan and dont clean up after me and make me dinner when im hungry. whats wrong?

hahahahahaha. i love chauvinist humor.

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

okay
you will all call me a HERO after this (both men AND women)

I've once spent a WHOLE day in school, sitting in the middle of 5 , i said FIVE women, ALL of them in their pre-menstrual tensions.

-One of them was crying and i had to talk to her so she could feel better.

-One of them was laughing like a complete crazy at EVERYTHING i said

-One of them was going from total depression to crazy laughter (and for some reason she thought I was the one who had to get her laughing)

-One of them was even kinda normal, but still, depressed, so for some reason i had to deal with it too

-The last one, who unfortunately was strong as a bull for some reason (she didn't look like that AT ALL), was punching me ALL THE TIME FOR NO REASON!

AND I WAS THERE, FOR 6 STRAIGHT HOURS!

After that, i NEVER got stressed with ANY woman ever again, even if she was on her pmt.

If my mind wasn't so damn dirty, i should be canonized!