-One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter. (some guy)
-The old eye for an eye philosophy ends up leaving everybody blind (Martin Luther King)
-How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? (Woody Allen)
-I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying. (Woody Allen)
-Son, when you attend sporting events, its not whether you win or lose its how drunk you get (Homer Simpson)
-Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time. Just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. Well, good night. (Homer)