The Opeth Limerick Thread

[The Dude]

At the suggestion of Psycroptipath and inspired by Waz416c....


There once was a young lass of grace
With hair of a shadowy trace
The Almighty she loved
'Till he went and shoved
His moustache all up in her face

 

[Nico]

Go play Halo or something.

 

[NeverIsForever]

Oh come on, it's funny...

 

[cthulufhtagn]

there once was a man named enis

 

[wwallinga]

There once were four men from someplace
Who sang about Melinda's face
The name of each man
Was known all through the land
Except for the guy who played bass

 

[wwallinga]

There once was a man named Jack Frober
Who rarely spent time being sober
But he still killed my wife
As was told in Still Life
He hides in the Forest of October

 

[Kenneth R.]

Go play Halo or something.

wise advice.

 

[wwallinga]

Ode to The Newbies (n00bs)

Who is Melinda?
The n00bs all say
And where can I purchase
bootlegs on e-bay?

Is Per a member?
When will the tour start?
Do they worship Satan?
Just where should I start?

What is your all-time
favorite record?
And will you see GWAR
when they come to Concord?

Did you hear the part
at 2:48?
I think the guitar
is a little bit late.

Every n00b, stand tall!
It does not mean a lot.
We all were once n00bs
And now we are not.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

wwallinga = teh winnar

 

[deliverance]

wwallinga, all of yours are hilarious

 

[wwallinga]

Thanks - I had a burst of inspiration.

It was the most productive thing I did at work all day!

BTW - not much rhymes with Frober

 

[dorian gray]

haha! wwallinga is the guy i once referred to as "whats-his-face". you rule man.

 

[Pseud0]

Sweden, o what a lovely place
I wish I could sechs every one of their race

and thus ends my epic poem

 

[waz416c]

Peter, Mike and the Lopez Bros
In a band, that smacks the Hos
Drinkin all day with Simpson at Moe's
Actin liek some pimp they aint pros

..........i admit that was lame.......o well......I tried.....hahaha........PEAC EOUT

 

[TehLeperAffinity]

Peter, Mike and the Lopez Bros
In a band, that smacks the Hos
Drinkin all day with Simpson at Moe's
Actin liek some pimp they aint pros

..........i admit that was lame.......o well......I tried.....hahaha........PEAC EOUT

For some reason, I actually laughed out loud at that one.

 

[The Dude]

wwalinga, brilliant!
Waz, er...not bad.

*Runs off to play Halo*

 

[Sanzen]

There once were four men from someplace
Who sang about Melinda's face
The name of each man
Was known all through the land
Except for the guy who played bass

brilliant.

 

[NeverIsForever]

I joined Opeth's forum one day
And I doubt I'll be going away
'Cause getting to chat
About Mikey Åk
Is worth being insulted by Trey

 

[wwallinga]

I totally tried to work Trey into one of the limericks, but I couldn't avoid rhyming it with gay!

You're a better man than I am...

PS - thanks for the nice comments - I can barely stand up, my head is so big

 

[NeverIsForever]

I totally tried to work Trey into one of the limericks, but I couldn't avoid rhyming it with gay!

You're a better man than I am...

except I'm a woman...lmao, I'll take that as a compliment anyway! Thanks

*Edit* Maybe Trey is trying to tell us something with his username? Subliminal (rhyming) messages???