Children Of Bodom Easter Bunny Carrots!!!

[Overlord Purple Rainbow]

Nothing says Easter like the Easter Bunny!

Nothing says The Easter Bunny like carrots!

Nothing says carrots like Children Of Bodom!


And now, you can go to your local grocery store and purchase a bag of Children Of Bodom Easter Carrots!!! Give them to your kids!!! Watch as they throw away all of their candy in their Easter Baskets and munch on Children Of Bodom Easter Carrots!!!

And with every purchase, you get a free CD of reworked Children Of Bodom classics! Here it is!!!


Carrotcrew Crunchroll

1. "Follow The Carrot"
2. "Crunchy 24/7"
3. "Bodom Carrot Peeler"
4. "Crunched, Lost, And Hanging On A String"
5. "Ooops! I Crunched It Again"
6. "Sixpound Carrot"
7. "In Your Fluffy Bunny Face"
8. "If You Want Easter...Prepare For Carrots"
9. "Taste Of My Carrot"
10. "Orange Carrots In My Mouth Pt. I"
11. "Orange Carrots In My Mouth Pt. II"

 

[GhostOfPerdition]

Gay and lying.

 

[I_AM_CANADIAN!]

@Overlord Purple Rainbow: I love you man! You're the best!

 

[Lanterns]

12.Chomping the Carrots (Hopping after You throughout the Valleys of Tormented Souls)

 

[ND24/7]

Long time no see OPR!

7. "In Your Fluffy Bunny Face"

 

[Wings of a dream]

No Lake carrot?

 

[Cofee_Annihilator]

i got an orange carrot...

 

[Leandro]

10. "Orange Carrots In My Mouth Pt. I"
11. "Orange Carrots In My Mouth Pt. II"

 

[JD18]

Wow thats lame humor, but still better than alot of the posts here.

 

[Overlord Purple Rainbow]

Wow thats lame humor, but still better than alot of the posts here.

I'm the MASTER of lame humour!

 

[Deadnight Warrior87]

No Lake carrot?

Touched Like the Carrot of Death?

 

[CliffBurton]

I'm the MASTER of lame humour!

oh yeah?

Well, bit of a long story, but I think I can top you in lameness.

My friend and I wer talking on msn about naming out band, and we foudn it to be a bit difficult. So I jokingly said "just take something normal and put an evil adjective in front". My friend, being hungy, said somthing like "Demise Pie", or somthing like that. We went on for a while, and created somthing we now call "Baked goods and evil things" joke, because for about 20 minutes it was non stop, Corpse Cupcakes, Necro-Croisant, and Flesh Rotting Shortbread.

We went on further, and he recently purchesd Hate Crew Deathroll. So pretty much out of nowhere he said...

"Children of Brocoli's smash hit Aspagus Don't Kill, off of the new album Beef Stew Breadbowl!!!!"

So as for lameness, I think me and my freind win.

 

[Draznog]

@Overlord Purple Rainbow: I love you man! You're the best!

i like your SIG

Khorn slaanesh nurgle and the other one.

 

[I_AM_CANADIAN!]

^ Thanks man. Khorne, Slaanesh, Tzeentch and Nurgel. Hehehe.

 

[vikk]

"If You Want Easter...Prepare For Carrots"

 

[PanzerKunt]

Thats so not funny

 

[vikk]

i think its funny... anything that makes (or try to make) fun of COB... its cool

 

[PanzerKunt]

its not making fun its fanboyism -> not fun

`_´

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Gay and lying.

Shutup.

NP: Nevermore - The Psalm of Lydia

 

[PanzerKunt]

the two most annoying things on this board except lanterns and joonas is the picture in your avatar and that you always write what you're listening to.
we dont care