i am happy for the red sox, i really am...

Apparently there's an email petition going around begging the powers that be to NOT allow the Cubs to play the Red Sox in the WS. 'Cause like, neither one can win, and they each must also lose in agonizing fashion, so it would be some kind of divide-by-zero error and space and time would collapse in on themselves.
 
if you take all the capital letters in your post: I Y C B R S, and rearrange them to read SIR CYB, well, that's the name of the famous Italian communist who came to New England in the early 20th century to express himself in interesting ways. The subtle alliterations in your post are fathomless!
 
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Dear Steve,

I am going to The Chance in Poughkeepsie for a show. Please come so I may punch you in the face and add your pain+suffering to my signature.

xoxoxo
-k-
 
Oh and when they saw "WS" did anyone else get a really disturbing mental image of Nomar giving Larry's hat a golden shower?