I've been really enjoying the uh....editorial commentary in the thread about us being mentioned in Mape's book... so much so that I thought it deserved it's own thread.
Here is your place to post the most subtle or most outlandish Nightwish rumors you can cook up!
Here's what we've come up with so far:
Ray: But, for the next two years, we all came up with theories. Anything to keep the band's name in the spotlight. Whether is was Nicole, Lady Angellyca, Simone Simons, Marco in a dress, or my Theory of the Month, from the plausible (Tara Sloane, Sabine Edelsbacher, and Sabine Dunser, May she Rest in Peace), To the thouroughly ridiculous (Liv Kristine, Lady Angellyca, Hanna Pikarinen) to the incredibly Ill-informed (Remember my Papal Encyclical on the merits of Kim Goss? You REALLY wanna see the boys pissed off?).
Ray: Mape did not say that we stalked Tarja, or mailed Tel's and Zelda's underwear to Marco's house, or did some other stupidness that embarrassed the band.
Trogdor: I don't know where they got that information, I was personally pushing for Shagrath to be the new singer, but we can't always get what we want.
Iced Dog: What, that didn't happen??
Ray: Well, Marco is still alive. Which means that Mervi did not strangle him with his beard.
Snowy: Well, we could go OSA Enquirer and publish outlandish stories about how milk ACTUALLY came from Marco's beard!
Tel: JUKKA WEDS TWO HEADED ELVIS CLONE!!!
Ray: "MARCO HIETALA WAS BORN ON JUPITER"
Tramz: We just need to phrase things more carefully. For example, if i were to say that certain panties did indeed make their way into the possession of certain talented musicians, you'll notice that because i am vague enough to not name whose panties they were, or which musicians might currently be fondly fondling them (or worse!), baseless rumors can start flying wildly. This can lead them to eventually make their way to the inquirer. Now if i were to post a picture of a bottle of milk next to such an article, it might be even more suggestive, and lead people to certain conclusions that of course have no basis in publicly revealed fact.. and we wouldn't want to do that!
So, about Marco in a dress.... I also heard (and don't quote me on this) that he ONLY wears Armani.....
Here is your place to post the most subtle or most outlandish Nightwish rumors you can cook up!
Here's what we've come up with so far:
Ray: But, for the next two years, we all came up with theories. Anything to keep the band's name in the spotlight. Whether is was Nicole, Lady Angellyca, Simone Simons, Marco in a dress, or my Theory of the Month, from the plausible (Tara Sloane, Sabine Edelsbacher, and Sabine Dunser, May she Rest in Peace), To the thouroughly ridiculous (Liv Kristine, Lady Angellyca, Hanna Pikarinen) to the incredibly Ill-informed (Remember my Papal Encyclical on the merits of Kim Goss? You REALLY wanna see the boys pissed off?).
Ray: Mape did not say that we stalked Tarja, or mailed Tel's and Zelda's underwear to Marco's house, or did some other stupidness that embarrassed the band.
Trogdor: I don't know where they got that information, I was personally pushing for Shagrath to be the new singer, but we can't always get what we want.
Iced Dog: What, that didn't happen??
Ray: Well, Marco is still alive. Which means that Mervi did not strangle him with his beard.
Snowy: Well, we could go OSA Enquirer and publish outlandish stories about how milk ACTUALLY came from Marco's beard!
Tel: JUKKA WEDS TWO HEADED ELVIS CLONE!!!
Ray: "MARCO HIETALA WAS BORN ON JUPITER"
Tramz: We just need to phrase things more carefully. For example, if i were to say that certain panties did indeed make their way into the possession of certain talented musicians, you'll notice that because i am vague enough to not name whose panties they were, or which musicians might currently be fondly fondling them (or worse!), baseless rumors can start flying wildly. This can lead them to eventually make their way to the inquirer. Now if i were to post a picture of a bottle of milk next to such an article, it might be even more suggestive, and lead people to certain conclusions that of course have no basis in publicly revealed fact.. and we wouldn't want to do that!
So, about Marco in a dress.... I also heard (and don't quote me on this) that he ONLY wears Armani.....