Periodic Table of Heavy Metal

[Cheiron]

http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0068/6272/files/Heavy_Metals_zoom.jpg?101646

 

[AngraRULES]

Funny and clever. That being said, whoever put that together might have skipped a few classes on Metal 101.

 

[TychoCelchu]

It's funny but are all these confirmed real bands? "King's K"? "Frankenbok"? "Suck"? haha

Also, "Rg" for Rage Against the Machine, but I couldn't find the actual Rage anywhere.

 

[OrbWeaver]

I'm sure we could all nitpick this table into oblivion. I already see some things that make me raise my eyebrow. But rather than get into a potential genre/subgenre debate, I think I'll just enjoy the table and applaud the effort that went into it.

 

[nailz]

Funny and clever. That being said, whoever put that together might have skipped a few classes on Metal 101.

HEY GUYS MY FAVORITE METAL BAND ISN'T ON HERE LOL THIS IS STUPID.

/thread

 

[AngraRULES]

HEY GUYS MY FAVORITE METAL BAND ISN'T ON HERE LOL THIS IS STUPID.

/thread

Nah, douche. It was more in the sub-genre context, but as someone pointed out, there's no point in arguing that anymore. It's like beating a dead horse.

 

[Pellaz]

Hey, Pan-thy-Monium is in there. That's kinda nifty.

I've always liked this one: http://www.mapofmetal.com

 

[Fizrider]

Love the effort that went into it, although ALL of us will have 3-5 "What the @#$&^*! do you mean... [insert band name here] isn't CLOSE to being [insert genre here]!!" moments.

I love the inclusion of Steel Dragon. Funny.

 

[Corsair]

Underoath. black metal.



wat

 

[AngraRULES]

Underoath. black metal.



wat

Thank you.

 

[dcowboys311]

King's K and Big Ass are my favorite.

 

[CAlexanderParra]

Underoath. black metal.



wat

maybe...

 

[AeonicSlumber]

Underoath. black metal.



wat

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!