Sanitized Cannibal Corpse Songs

[waif]

Okay, gonna try something new. Take the name of any cannibal corpse song and replace 1 word (you can replace it with one or two words, but you can only remove one word) in a way that makes it not really disturbing.
I'll go first.

Force-Fed Broken Cookies.

 

[K_A]

Five nails through the wall?

 

[phantomfreak]

Staring Through The Eyes Of The Child

 

[EyeballKid]

Devoured by Kittens

 

[cadavria]

Stabbed with a knife

 

[Vimana]

Make Them Happy

 

[waif]

^Good one.
Stabbed with a knife is still pretty grim. The idea is to make it happy.

Hammer Smashed Nail.

 

[psychobitch]

Sugar Infested

 

[psychobitch]

or Bleach Infested

 

[waif]

They Deserve To Sleep

 

[psychobitch]

Shredded Coconut

 

[psychobitch]

Gallery of Candybars.LOL

 

[waif]

Edible Marshmallows.

 

[psychobitch]

lol

 

[psychobitch]

A Skull Full of Health. AHAHA

 

[cadavria]

the kitten will feast

 

[psychobitch]

Praised at Birth lol

 

[cadavria]

Playing in the backyard

 

[waif]

Born in a basket

 

[beast from the east]

They Deserve Some Pie