the JOKE thread

[Bastet]

bambi, are these JOKES????????

liked the last 3 ,hehe

erm, i don't remember them knights, too long ago...

 

[Bastet]

i suffer of maggotofobia (or how should i call that)

 

[Bambi]

what do seagulls have wings??

to make it to the dump before the knackers

 

[Maqus]

Little Susie, Billy-no-arm and Jimmy-no-leg are having a swimming competition. Billy uses his legs, Jimmy his arms and Little Susie her ears. They start the competition, Billy and Jimmy fuck off but Little Susie isn't proceeding anywhere but is drowning vehemently. They take her out quickly (cause all you need is help) and when she recovers she cries angrily: "Who the fuck put this swimming cap on my head?"

 

[Bastet]

haha, poor susie again!

 

[snow2fall]

 

[siderea]

what does one lesbian vampire say to the other?

see you next month

-ho ho-

 

[Bastet]

wish those slayer-barbies would have been around when i was young...

 

[Bastet]

don't know about this ken though

 

[zupi_clone]

fuck, that kiss dolls a babe, state of the slayer ones lips!

 

[breaklose]

what do seagulls have wings??

to make it to the dump before the knackers

 

[Andy_2003]

it's a joke that I feel awake now and no one wants to talk to me, not one person on my msn list! :hotjump:

 

[Bastet]

hmm, guess they were all asleep,....

 

[Andy_2003]

no they just don't like me

 

[Bastet]

is that a joke too? hahaha!
come on, andy!

 

[Andy_2003]

it's true, i doubt anyone really wants me on their msn list

 

[Maqus]

What's with Andy?

 

[Andy_2003]

how are you today?

 

[zupi_clone]

well your blocked on my side, irene too im afraid, yis just dont talk to me anyway so...

 

[Andy_2003]

I don't even know who you are, haha