The (Un)official Royal Carnage forum picture page

[NAD]

Cripple Decapitation needs to do some Incubus covers.

 

[Erik]

Update:
Lutz (in a very snazzy shirt might I add)

 

[Henrik Main]

henrikmain = the Brandon Boyd of the RC forum

Hah, I don't know whether to feel bad about it or honoured

Adrian: Better make it a triple album, then

 

[Ayeka]

Ayeka: Of fucking course it is, how can someone own a denim jacket without one? If I had a backpatch it'd be one of those killer Nifelheim ones, but I think backpatches steal too much room from regular patches. Currently I have a killer Beherit patch underneath the Nifelheim one too.

Of fucking course I'm glad for you then! I still need to get me a denim jacket someday, I only have Iron Maiden, AC/DC and W.A.S.P. patches so far

 

[J.]

based on a bunch of those pics, I feel very un-metal....

 

[Erik]

...and based on the onslaught of "HAHA YUORE NOT METAL" comments henrik is getting, you should be even more wary about posting your pic

Bah, just post it already or you're gay.

 

[Henrik Main]

based on a bunch of those pics, I feel very un-metal....

Then you take a closer look at yours truly, and feel metal again

 

[J.]

heh, I don't even have a pic to post. even if I did, I don't have the equipment to do so.

 

[spaffe]

i don't look very metal anymore either; shaved my hair off some weeks ago, though i think i'll re-grow it, given i'm not owned by baldness that is

(i'll send you a pic later erik)

 

[Hell Mike]

This has to be the week of unpleasant surprisws coming from henrikmain. Here I thought he was a shaggy long-haired blood-drinking spikey berserker from the cold snowy mountains of Norway and now I find out that he's a modern fag who probably thinks kewl sneakers is da shyt

 

[Henrik Main]

Awww, I'm sorry you feel that way, dear. I have given some hints about my un-metalness in the past, though. And, those Globe shoes aren't exactly trendy. At all. Bought 'em three years ago, and wear them because they're hella comfortable. Most of my mates are wearing shoes like these now:

 

[J.]

haha, I have some shoes like those brown ones, though I rarely where 'em. Mine have real shoe laces instead of those gay non-laces.

 

[Erik]

i don't look very metal anymore either; shaved my hair off some weeks ago, though i think i'll re-grow it, given i'm not owned by baldness that is

(i'll send you a pic later erik)

WTF, why would you do such a thing?

 

[Erik]

I have gay shoes like the brown ones too, except black, I had to get them for my sister's recent wedding. Generally I wear Danish army boots though

 

[Henrik Main]

It's easier to get laid with short hair. Sad, but true.

 

[Erik]

And it's easier to get loads of money playing pop than metal, what's your fucking point?

 

[Henrik Main]

If you enjoy getting laid, you might as well cut your hair

 

[J.]

really? I used to have "long" hair (long for me is bangs that came to my mouth, so shut up) and I always had chicks running their fingers through my hair, and wanting my man-meat.

 

[Erik]

I enjoy not compromising myself to get laid by brainless bimbos who'd rather look at hair than something which actually matters

Fuck that probably sounded gay, but it's true though. If they don't like long hair, fuck 'em. As in "fuck off"

 

[Erik]

Yeah well I tend to kind of side with J. here, as long as you're around good women they will like long hair