The Whining and Bitching Thread

Caught a cold, sore muscles (this is a good thing), overslept by an hour and a half, wearing a surgical mask. At least this means I don't have to do my makeup today.
 
someone who I knew for 6 years stole one of my ipods yesterday from my house and the charger. Wow. To say the least, I was more shocked than angry, that's how unexpected this type of action was from him. He's been to my house before also. What's more, I smoked a joint with him (which we did all the time) but this time.....could he have tried to infect me with herpes? Is it possible he acquired herpes on one of his spit swabbing escapades and in his grief, wallowing down his dark corridors, manifest an evil trick to not only rob from me and severe our relations, but pass on his.....curse....
 
Here you can clearly see the difference between downloading music and stealing music.
 
I think the only song on that specific iPod is "Blue" by Eiffel 65, and when it plays, it does not stop.
 
Everybody knows that song krampus. Every 10 year old has it on their iDildo.