this FUCKING rules !!!!

[Dead_Lioness]

this fucking rules!
this chicken will do anything you'll type it to do,
NOTE: i still havent figured out if this is live... or not
i tried to trick it few times, and it did exactly what i told him!
i think for some commands its a recording, but for some... maybe the chicken is really there ?

ask him to do the metal horns! he will!
and ask his for a chicken sandwich- thats the best!
other than that- use your imagination!
its COOL and i can play with him for hours, i swear.
(oooh ma-chicken!)


http://www.subservientchicken.com/

 

[Will Bozarth]

it wont masturbate

 

[Dead_Lioness]

^ yeah and it wont shampoo his anus either!

its a rip off !!!!!!

 

[Will Bozarth]

haha

i wonder whatll happen if you type "choke the chicken"

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I've seen that before and I recall that I got bored of it rather quickly

 

[Dead_Lioness]

^ actually.. yeah i got bored from it after like 20 minutes...

so much for my early commet: "i can play with it for hours!" huh?

heh

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

that is so odd. the internet is filled with crap like that.

he did scratch his ass when I told him too though LOL

and of course he put up the horns for metal.

 

[Lord Foul]

Not enough room in the text entry line for "explain, in sign language, why the fuck this website exists."

Very disappointing.

 

[Larf03]

HAHAHA!!! It played airguitar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHHAH

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Wow... that was really stupid.

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

He wouldnt explde of kill himself, thus, useless.