UMOS Caption #3

[sixxswine]

Caption this...

 

[kittybeast]

"FUCK! I hate playing cheap restaurants"

 

[No-Mercy]

"stop looking at that drawing of a girl in the bikini in the backround and eat your fuckin food!"

 

[sixxswine]

Caption this...

Schenker on recent troubles with the ex-:
That bitch took my money, my kid, my house,my studio, my gear, the dog, I have but two things left. My dick & my vintage V! Did you say you wanted smoking or non-smoking?!

 

[kittybeast]

I just have to add that as "cool" as Schenker is... he does get boring to watch as he doesn't move to the music. And....why is he always wearing those all too casual nylon/polyester sport clothes? Saw him a few months ago and he comes on stage looking like he's going to play basketball.?!?!?!?

 

[Greeno]

"Cool, I didn't know Accept and Cash Only were also playing this show tonight."

 

[KMADD]

As he's screaming in a metal tone. "Welcome to the hard rock cafe in Vegas!"
"Would you like to try our southwestren egg rolls" "They RAWKKK!!!"

 

[tedvanfrehley]

"WILL PLAY FOR FOOD"

 

[Wicked Child]

"That's right: NO MORE FOOD STAMPS!"

 

[kittybeast]

"Katz party of 4, your table is ready, follow the flying V"

 

[Hawk]

"I know I look bad, but my brother plays in a famous German band!"

 

[kittybeast]

"Good evening and welcome M.S. without the G" or

"tonite we are proud to feature MSG and not just the seasoning"

 

[Wyvern]

"I know I look bad, but my brother plays in a famous German band!"

Ouch, that one hurts...

 

[sixxswine]

More Schenker stuff....
http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=38893

 

[sixxswine]

"I know I look bad, but my brother plays in a famous German band!"

That's a low blow, Hawk...

 

[Hawk]

Ouch, that one hurts...

That's a low blow, Hawk...

Yea I know, but thats why you both love it

 

[bt9x]

Schenker and booze!
-Those bitches better get what they deserve;(michaelschenkerhimself.com)
Please Please don't ever stoop so low again as to try and make any considerations to BellaBEASTIA! because of the children.

You rock Michael Schenker!

"Walk the Stage" Mike-hopefully for many more years!!

 

[ZoMb!M@N]

"Try the crepes, they're really gooooo - oood!"

(to the tune of "Rock You Like a Hurricane")

 

[kittybeast]

"Will play for Beer"

 

[Wyvern]

Yea I know, but thats why you both love it

Indeed

Let me take to your table
You'd like a sauerkraut
Let me take to your table
You'd like a sauerkraut

Exchange the money for the beer
A good time and fun
Let me take to your table
You'd like a sauerkraut