Which RC member would you permit to marry your sister?

[Reign in Acai]

If you do not have one, say you do.

I wouldn't mind Adrian as a brother in law, but do I really want him gloating about banging my sister every other day? So he's out.

Lurch would break my sister's torso in two.

Markgugs would neglect her for business meetings.

Chromotose would neglect her for cough syrup.

Trylakos/Krigloch wouldn't know what to do with her.

Guthrum would laugh at her naked body.

Doomcifer would make her a widow the day he gets shanked by an angry negar defending his 60 inch plasma.

Cthulu would convince her to vote for Hilary.

I'd probably give my sister over to Dorian/Andrew/or Footbalm

 

[Claws of Perdition]

pics?

 

[Thanatopsis123]

I live in Arkansas; therefore, I'd keep her for myself.

 

[Guthrum]

Guthrum would laugh at her naked body.

Is it bad that I actually laughed out loud at that?

 

[Mormagil]

MFJ, after his wildest years are behind him. And probably even before that.

NAD, just to have an awesome brother in law. He'd undoubtedly want the 16-year old.

Lizard, if they were 15 years older.

Conspicuously Absent, because he's chivalrous and well-grounded.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

I don't think any of you could survive my sister, tbh.

 

[KILL TULLY]

No Tully on any lists haha.

 

[Guthrum]

That's probably because you're too much of a bad ass to get married.

 

[skeptik]

I would marry Krigloch.

edit: nvm read the title wrong

 

[Trylakos]

Trylakos/Krigloch wouldn't know what to do with her.

You could always let me figure it out


I guess fotmbm he's seems good enough to not brag about it and be all caring and stuff etc



plus snus

 

[Guthrum]

But would he be a good role model for his kids? Jumping out of windows, his love/addiction for sleeping on pianos, etc...

 

[JayKeeley]

Jerry -- you realize I am entitled up to 4 wives in my harem.

 

[Hell Mike]

Sorry Tyrlakos I'm taken plus I don't think your sister is very hot, so you won't get to be my brother-in-law.

Either one of you can marry one of my brothers if you want

 

[lurch70]

Candy Andy ... and he is already dating my daughter

 

[Reign in Acai]

Trylakos sister isn't very attractive at all. Tell her to keep her clothes on please. Thanks.

Also, at Ali

 

[Krilons Resa]

whers the pics?

 

[cthulufhtagn]

um...i don't have a sister but i'd go with ellestin, he seems nice enough

Cthulu would convince her to vote for Hilary.

wow dude you have really found the best way to piss me off recently

go back to hating on mexicans, as long as you stop calling me a fucking democrat

 

[Reign in Acai]

wow dude you have really found the best way to piss me off recently

go back to hating on mexicans, as long as you stop calling me a fucking democrat

BTW I LOVE mexicans.

Spics, Japs, Chinks, Wops, african natives...all fine in my book.

Faggots, American Negars, Armos, Dunecoons, demoncrats, now that's another story.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

what the hell is an armo?

glad to hear i'm not in any category on your list at least

 

[Reign in Acai]

what the hell is an armo?

Armenians. Rude bastards!!!