you've got to be kidding me (trapped in the closet)

[xfer]

i never really paid attention to r. kelly's "hip hopera" when it came out and thought it was probably mildly stupid. but until i read the wikipedia synopsis i had no idea how seriously retarded it is!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trapped_In_The_Closet

it is dumb all along but it starts getting ridiculous in chapter 9!

 

[4LAO]

You have to be a genius to get away with peeing on a girl's face on video. Dont deny the power that is Robert Kelly.

 

[lizard]

the fact that he is not in jail is the proof of money deflecting justice.

 

[4LAO]

And by money you mean . . . Artistic Genius.

 

[lizard]

no, I mean money. any ordinary guy would be locked up.

 

[NAD]

The song is notable and unique for many reasons including its absence of a chorus

Well I'm sold!

 

[Josh Seipp]

I fucking HATE R Kelly. and not even for the pedophelia stuff.

 

[4LAO]

no, I mean money. any ordinary guy would be locked up.

R. Kelly is no ordinary guy my friend. What ordinary man has the audacity to urinate on someone's face?

 

[Astral Poetry]

R. Kelly is really just an avatar of some greater power that has existed throughout history, peeing all over the youth of today. (one powerful metaphor...)

 

[4LAO]

R. Kelly is really just an avatar of some greater power that has existed throughout history, peeing all over the youth of today. (one powerful metaphor...)

Damn. Shit's deep.