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MYSTERY: Hi
Metalgoddess87: hi
Metalgoddess87: uhh who are u
MYSTERY: -gavin-
MYSTERY: you said I was hot?
Metalgoddess87: yep
MYSTERY: You should come to Wacken cause you sound hot also, post a picture of yourself on the CoB board
Metalgoddess87: naw i dont have any recent pics and i have no digital camara
MYSTERY: Send me an older picture then
Metalgoddess87: id have to scan my state id thats pretty new but i look awful in it
MYSTERY: Aww, you seem like a sweet girl though. I think your personality seems hot, not your looks
MYSTERY: ALTHOUGH your looks sound just DIVINE
Metalgoddess87: ohh thank u i just got out of a fuck and run situation he got my cherry then split up with me
MYSTERY: WHat a fiend!
MYSTERY: I#ll be your knight
Metalgoddess87: yeah id really like some dudes to help me make his life hell umm do u know of aany way to make sure that his band never makes it
MYSTERY: Email me your pictures though, even if you look like a piece of meat with all the horrible bits left on it, I'd still think you were so perfect
MYSTERY: Yeah, WHAT YOU DO, you spread a rumour that in bed, he called you Harold
MYSTERY: And found out he was cheating on you with a boy.
Metalgoddess87: that would take me a while id have to use my brothers computer ive already got some shitvon his umm sex practices on a metallica fansite
Metalgoddess87: he said kiss and tell well hes got it
Metalgoddess87: whats your email adress
MYSTERY: MYSTERY!!!@aol.com
MYSTERY: I bet your ex isn't as amazing a lay as me.
MYSTERY: Sorry, lover.
MYSTERY: I'd make sure your cherry was allowed to drop off the tree in a gentlt lovely manner
MYSTERY: NOT just pop it like a cheap balloon
Metalgoddess87: do u prefer doggy thats his and it hurt like hell
MYSTERY: No way. I'm not a monster. I'm civilised and a dandy highwayman.
Metalgoddess87: how old r u
MYSTERY: 19 my blossoming flower in a field of thorns
MYSTERY: And you?
Metalgoddess87: im 18 as of febuary 19th
MYSTERY: Are you sending me your picture my sweet angel of the northern seas?
Metalgoddess87: as soon as my brother gets of his ass and scans it hes being a lilgay fuck
MYSTERY: Well I'll wait
MYSTERY: You know...
MYSTERY: If I had the mighty power of a wizard, I'd change the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together.
MYSTERY: But ALAS my wizard wand is waiting for your picture.
MYSTERY: HO HO HO, oh my apolgies.
Metalgoddess87: but belive me if i have to hold his vodka at mercy you will get a pic of me
MYSTERY: AND IF I my beloved, have to slay a dragon to spend just a second with you
MYSTERY: I would
MYSTREY: WHY I would slay a hundred
MYSTERY: A HUNDRED AND ONE to sniff your minge
Metalgoddess87: hes 24 going on 13 if you ask me perverted lilprick
Metalgoddess87: u r seriuosly going to have come meet me
MYSTERY: I think I just did the first part, dreaming of the day we are entwined oh my greenest apple in a tree of red apples.
Metalgoddess87: r u taller than 5'6
MYSTERY: I'm 5'9, tall enough to be your one true protector I trust?
Metalgoddess87: your as tall as me oh my prince
Metalgoddess87: ive got irish blood
MYSTERY: Tell you're brother to hurry, my heart aches to see you.
MYSTERY: By the way, wanna play a little game?
MYSTERY: You sit astride my face, pretend you're a damsel and I'm a horse or something.
MYSTERY: And I guess how much you wiegh
Metalgoddess87: ok
MYSTERY: You don't like my games
MYSTERY: I'd have thought you'd be a dirty girl being Texan.
MYSTERY: Do you use msn?
MYSTERY: Princess of the Wilderness?
Metalgoddess87: oh now i get it ive done that before nope i have a hotmail adress though
MYSTERY: Hark I hear a sound
MYSTERY: Can you get msn?
Metalgoddess87: its my brothers aol account my dads got his own username umm my brothers is geishaLvr 69
Metalgoddess87: and the thing is that hes never done a 69
MYSTERY: Your brother?
Metalgoddess87: yes
Metalgoddess87: me neither for that matter
MYSTERY:: How do you even know your brother's not done 69?
MYSTERY: Listen
MYSTERY: Do you watch MTV?
Metalgoddess87: belive me all he talks about is his cardgames and his 5,000 dollar dvd collection
MYSTERY: Yeah
MYSTERY: SO
MYSTERY: Do you watch MTV?
Metalgoddess87: yep i love viva la bam plus headbangrs ball is great
MYSTERY: WELL...
MYSTERY: This is a thing for MTV
MYSTERY: You're live on MTV UK
MYSTERY: And the whole country is laughing at you for being a brother fucker, a fanny, probably quite a fat bitch, and thick as fuck.
MYSTERY: Goodnight.
MYSTERY: SORRY ABOUT THAT, THAT WAS MY BROTHER RALF
MYSTERY: Oh my God did he say anything to hurt you?
MYSTERY: I only went for a shit.
MYSTERY: And saw him on here
Metalgoddess87: dont start that was embarassing
MYSTERY: Aww princess did you really think it was MTV
Metalgoddess87: yes playing a bad prank
Metalgoddess87: maybe for that show wonder showzen
MYSTERY: So do you have sex with your brother?
MYSTERY: Cause I do with mine.
MYSTERY: He's my sex slave.
MYSTERY: But I'd leave him ANY DAY if you said you'd be mine
Metalgoddess87: ill be yours
MYSTERY: *LEAVES RALF*
Metalgoddess87: cool
MYSTERY: He's 12 and listens to shit nu metal anyways.
MYSTERY: OH MY GOD SO WE'RE TOGETHER?
Metalgoddess87: do u think metyallicas shit
Metalgoddess87: um metallica it was a typo
MYSTERY: I ADORE Metallica. I have a Metallica tattoo on the bottom of my stomach
MYSTERY: You can see it if you suck my dick as soon as I land at the airport when I see you next week
MYSTERY: GOD that was my brother Lars!
MYSTERY: The dick part
Metalgoddess87: metallicas one of my fav bands
MYSTERY: He just hit me saying I'm 'too sensitive and in touch with my feelings, it's not natural, get off the computer you bitch'
MYSTERY: :'(
Metalgoddess87: i thought u said your bros name was ralf
MYSTERY: I have two brothers
Metalgoddess87: ahh same as me my other one lives in wyoming
MYSTERY: Well, I have like 10 brothers anyways just in case I feel I should add anymore names into this conversation
Metalgoddess87: damn how many kids did your parents have
MYSTERY I'm not sure, we lost count after wemade enough to CREATE A FORUM AND CALL IT COB OFF TOPIC and stuff
MYSTERY:: Can you download msn please babycakes?
Metalgoddess87: i dont know how
MYSTERY: I'll show you, I can teach you so much. I will be your Jackson
MYSTERY: Of the Micheal kind sugarplum fairy
MYSTERY: www.msn.co.uk
Metalgoddess87: im not atracted to mchael jackson uhh the only black dude whose cute is lajon witherspoon of sevendust
MYSTERY: I meant it poetically
MYSTERY: I'll be your prince.
Metalgoddess87: ohh
MYSTERY: http://www.imagine-msn.com/messenger/default.aspx?locale=en-gb
MYSTERY: Click that
MYSTERY: Please, I use msn more than aim so we could talk all the time and I can go on webcam to you and stuff.
MYSTERY: I couldn't bear not talking to you my love
MYSTERY PRINCESS OH PRINCESS WHERE ART THOU
Metalgoddess87: umm my brother said no on downloading msn and to scanning my id ill have to wait on the pic
MYSTERY:: You're brother's a fucking homewrecker...
Metalgoddess87: he just wants to protect me
MYSTERY: I don't want you now. You're no use without a picture OR msn. GOOD JOB YOU'RE BANGING HIM YOU DIRTY LITTLE FUCK CAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO BE BOTH STUCK TOGETHER UNTIL YOU DIE OF MORMON AIDS
MYSTERY: That was my brother...
MYSTERY: Oh never fucking mind.
MYSTERY: I apologise
MYSTERY: I didn't take my tranquilser after dinner.
Metalgoddess87: well try to control youuself im getting pissed
MYSTERY I got cursed by a gypsy in a caravan called Pharaoh Tut
MYSTERY: It makes me have tics.
MYSTERY: And I soil myself without warning.
Metalgoddess87: lemme guess turette syndrome?
MYSTERY: Yeah.
MYSTERY: And AIDS
MYSTREY: And the plague too
Metalgoddess87: whoa wtmi
MYSTERY: wtmi?
MYSTERY: Pharoah Tut said that before he cursed me
MYSTERY: OH MY GOD THIS IS A TRICK
MYSTERY: YOU'RE ONE OF HHIS MINIONS
Metalgoddess87: im sorry but uh i cant talk with a dude with problems of this magnatude
MYSTERY: That was my brother Larsralfgavtut
MYSTERY: Please my sweetest grape of the vineyard
MYSTERY: My only problem is the love I have for you
MYSTERY: If you see this as a problem...
MYSTERY: Then I WILL DRIVE A STAKE THROUGH MY HEART IF IT ISN'T IN A MILLION PIECES ALREADY!
Metalgoddess87: PLEASE LEAVE ME BE
OH MY GOD, I forgot the illustrations by UM's resident msn artiste.
Schnarf.
Metalgoddess87: hi
Metalgoddess87: uhh who are u
MYSTERY: -gavin-
MYSTERY: you said I was hot?
Metalgoddess87: yep
MYSTERY: You should come to Wacken cause you sound hot also, post a picture of yourself on the CoB board
Metalgoddess87: naw i dont have any recent pics and i have no digital camara
MYSTERY: Send me an older picture then
Metalgoddess87: id have to scan my state id thats pretty new but i look awful in it
MYSTERY: Aww, you seem like a sweet girl though. I think your personality seems hot, not your looks
MYSTERY: ALTHOUGH your looks sound just DIVINE
Metalgoddess87: ohh thank u i just got out of a fuck and run situation he got my cherry then split up with me
MYSTERY: WHat a fiend!
MYSTERY: I#ll be your knight
Metalgoddess87: yeah id really like some dudes to help me make his life hell umm do u know of aany way to make sure that his band never makes it
MYSTERY: Email me your pictures though, even if you look like a piece of meat with all the horrible bits left on it, I'd still think you were so perfect
MYSTERY: Yeah, WHAT YOU DO, you spread a rumour that in bed, he called you Harold
MYSTERY: And found out he was cheating on you with a boy.
Metalgoddess87: that would take me a while id have to use my brothers computer ive already got some shitvon his umm sex practices on a metallica fansite
Metalgoddess87: he said kiss and tell well hes got it
Metalgoddess87: whats your email adress
MYSTERY: MYSTERY!!!@aol.com
MYSTERY: I bet your ex isn't as amazing a lay as me.
MYSTERY: Sorry, lover.
MYSTERY: I'd make sure your cherry was allowed to drop off the tree in a gentlt lovely manner
MYSTERY: NOT just pop it like a cheap balloon
Metalgoddess87: do u prefer doggy thats his and it hurt like hell
MYSTERY: No way. I'm not a monster. I'm civilised and a dandy highwayman.
Metalgoddess87: how old r u
MYSTERY: 19 my blossoming flower in a field of thorns
MYSTERY: And you?
Metalgoddess87: im 18 as of febuary 19th
MYSTERY: Are you sending me your picture my sweet angel of the northern seas?
Metalgoddess87: as soon as my brother gets of his ass and scans it hes being a lilgay fuck
MYSTERY: Well I'll wait
MYSTERY: You know...
MYSTERY: If I had the mighty power of a wizard, I'd change the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together.
MYSTERY: But ALAS my wizard wand is waiting for your picture.
MYSTERY: HO HO HO, oh my apolgies.
Metalgoddess87: but belive me if i have to hold his vodka at mercy you will get a pic of me
MYSTERY: AND IF I my beloved, have to slay a dragon to spend just a second with you
MYSTERY: I would
MYSTREY: WHY I would slay a hundred
MYSTERY: A HUNDRED AND ONE to sniff your minge
Metalgoddess87: hes 24 going on 13 if you ask me perverted lilprick
Metalgoddess87: u r seriuosly going to have come meet me
MYSTERY: I think I just did the first part, dreaming of the day we are entwined oh my greenest apple in a tree of red apples.
Metalgoddess87: r u taller than 5'6
MYSTERY: I'm 5'9, tall enough to be your one true protector I trust?
Metalgoddess87: your as tall as me oh my prince
Metalgoddess87: ive got irish blood
MYSTERY: Tell you're brother to hurry, my heart aches to see you.
MYSTERY: By the way, wanna play a little game?
MYSTERY: You sit astride my face, pretend you're a damsel and I'm a horse or something.
MYSTERY: And I guess how much you wiegh
Metalgoddess87: ok
MYSTERY: You don't like my games
MYSTERY: I'd have thought you'd be a dirty girl being Texan.
MYSTERY: Do you use msn?
MYSTERY: Princess of the Wilderness?
Metalgoddess87: oh now i get it ive done that before nope i have a hotmail adress though
MYSTERY: Hark I hear a sound
MYSTERY: Can you get msn?
Metalgoddess87: its my brothers aol account my dads got his own username umm my brothers is geishaLvr 69
Metalgoddess87: and the thing is that hes never done a 69
MYSTERY: Your brother?
Metalgoddess87: yes
Metalgoddess87: me neither for that matter
MYSTERY:: How do you even know your brother's not done 69?
MYSTERY: Listen
MYSTERY: Do you watch MTV?
Metalgoddess87: belive me all he talks about is his cardgames and his 5,000 dollar dvd collection
MYSTERY: Yeah
MYSTERY: SO
MYSTERY: Do you watch MTV?
Metalgoddess87: yep i love viva la bam plus headbangrs ball is great
MYSTERY: WELL...
MYSTERY: This is a thing for MTV
MYSTERY: You're live on MTV UK
MYSTERY: And the whole country is laughing at you for being a brother fucker, a fanny, probably quite a fat bitch, and thick as fuck.
MYSTERY: Goodnight.
MYSTERY: SORRY ABOUT THAT, THAT WAS MY BROTHER RALF
MYSTERY: Oh my God did he say anything to hurt you?
MYSTERY: I only went for a shit.
MYSTERY: And saw him on here
Metalgoddess87: dont start that was embarassing
MYSTERY: Aww princess did you really think it was MTV
Metalgoddess87: yes playing a bad prank
Metalgoddess87: maybe for that show wonder showzen
MYSTERY: So do you have sex with your brother?
MYSTERY: Cause I do with mine.
MYSTERY: He's my sex slave.
MYSTERY: But I'd leave him ANY DAY if you said you'd be mine
Metalgoddess87: ill be yours
MYSTERY: *LEAVES RALF*
Metalgoddess87: cool
MYSTERY: He's 12 and listens to shit nu metal anyways.
MYSTERY: OH MY GOD SO WE'RE TOGETHER?
Metalgoddess87: do u think metyallicas shit
Metalgoddess87: um metallica it was a typo
MYSTERY: I ADORE Metallica. I have a Metallica tattoo on the bottom of my stomach
MYSTERY: You can see it if you suck my dick as soon as I land at the airport when I see you next week
MYSTERY: GOD that was my brother Lars!
MYSTERY: The dick part
Metalgoddess87: metallicas one of my fav bands
MYSTERY: He just hit me saying I'm 'too sensitive and in touch with my feelings, it's not natural, get off the computer you bitch'
MYSTERY: :'(
Metalgoddess87: i thought u said your bros name was ralf
MYSTERY: I have two brothers
Metalgoddess87: ahh same as me my other one lives in wyoming
MYSTERY: Well, I have like 10 brothers anyways just in case I feel I should add anymore names into this conversation
Metalgoddess87: damn how many kids did your parents have
MYSTERY I'm not sure, we lost count after wemade enough to CREATE A FORUM AND CALL IT COB OFF TOPIC and stuff
MYSTERY:: Can you download msn please babycakes?
Metalgoddess87: i dont know how
MYSTERY: I'll show you, I can teach you so much. I will be your Jackson
MYSTERY: Of the Micheal kind sugarplum fairy
MYSTERY: www.msn.co.uk
Metalgoddess87: im not atracted to mchael jackson uhh the only black dude whose cute is lajon witherspoon of sevendust
MYSTERY: I meant it poetically
MYSTERY: I'll be your prince.
Metalgoddess87: ohh
MYSTERY: http://www.imagine-msn.com/messenger/default.aspx?locale=en-gb
MYSTERY: Click that
MYSTERY: Please, I use msn more than aim so we could talk all the time and I can go on webcam to you and stuff.
MYSTERY: I couldn't bear not talking to you my love
MYSTERY PRINCESS OH PRINCESS WHERE ART THOU
Metalgoddess87: umm my brother said no on downloading msn and to scanning my id ill have to wait on the pic
MYSTERY:: You're brother's a fucking homewrecker...
Metalgoddess87: he just wants to protect me
MYSTERY: I don't want you now. You're no use without a picture OR msn. GOOD JOB YOU'RE BANGING HIM YOU DIRTY LITTLE FUCK CAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO BE BOTH STUCK TOGETHER UNTIL YOU DIE OF MORMON AIDS
MYSTERY: That was my brother...
MYSTERY: Oh never fucking mind.
MYSTERY: I apologise
MYSTERY: I didn't take my tranquilser after dinner.
Metalgoddess87: well try to control youuself im getting pissed
MYSTERY I got cursed by a gypsy in a caravan called Pharaoh Tut
MYSTERY: It makes me have tics.
MYSTERY: And I soil myself without warning.
Metalgoddess87: lemme guess turette syndrome?
MYSTERY: Yeah.
MYSTERY: And AIDS
MYSTREY: And the plague too
Metalgoddess87: whoa wtmi
MYSTERY: wtmi?
MYSTERY: Pharoah Tut said that before he cursed me
MYSTERY: OH MY GOD THIS IS A TRICK
MYSTERY: YOU'RE ONE OF HHIS MINIONS
Metalgoddess87: im sorry but uh i cant talk with a dude with problems of this magnatude
MYSTERY: That was my brother Larsralfgavtut
MYSTERY: Please my sweetest grape of the vineyard
MYSTERY: My only problem is the love I have for you
MYSTERY: If you see this as a problem...
MYSTERY: Then I WILL DRIVE A STAKE THROUGH MY HEART IF IT ISN'T IN A MILLION PIECES ALREADY!
Metalgoddess87: PLEASE LEAVE ME BE
OH MY GOD, I forgot the illustrations by UM's resident msn artiste.
Schnarf.
