Dumbest thing ever said/done...

[xxprincess_wildchildxx]

I went to the mall with this guy I really liked last summer. I spent 5 minutes trying to push the door open when it clearly said "pull". Sean (the guy) stood there smiling at me and trying not to laugh the whole time

I walked into my 3rd period class when it was 4th period and sat there for about 2 minutes not realizing I was in the wrong class. Everyone stared at me the whole time wondering who the fuck I was. Then my teacher kindly pointed out "Ariane, dear, we're in 4th period..."

Oh yeah and then I was eating a brownie one day and I had a loonie in theo other hand and I forgot which I had in which hand and popped the loonie into my mouth...

 

[Undefined]

I went to the mall with this guy I really liked last summer. I spent 5 minutes trying to push the door open when it clearly said "pull". Sean (the guy) stood there smiling at me and trying not to laugh the whole time

That guy is an asshole

 

[Lakebodom666]

I have done too many stupid thing too remember them all but I tried to jump a fence outise our school and my foot caught on the top rail causing me to frontflip face first into the ground and in a similar incident in Math I attemped to make a dramatic entrance by running into the door but it was a pull door and I knocked myself out

 

[xxprincess_wildchildxx]

That guy is an asshole

Well now that I've compared him to other people, yeh

And aww lakebodom! Its okay, I was playing volleyball in gym class in grade 7 and I bumped the ball and it hit the wall and came back and hit me in the nose and I fell over.

 

[Lakebodom666]

I am extremely clumsy... I also tried to spin my guitar round and it flew off into the crowd (that gig was pretty bad as i had too use someone elses guitar because the neck fell off)

 

[CliffBurton]

I walked into my 3rd period class when it was 4th period and sat there for about 2 minutes not realizing I was in the wrong class. Everyone stared at me the whole time wondering who the fuck I was. Then my teacher kindly pointed out "Ariane, dear, we're in 4th period..."

Oh yeah and then I was eating a brownie one day and I had a loonie in theo other hand and I forgot which I had in which hand and popped the loonie into my mouth...

I've been to the wrong class before, but in September when I started college, I was an hour late, so I ended up going ot the auditorium for the wrong orientation. I ended up getting handed about 5 order forms for the equiptment needed in teh Communications program. When I finnally realized I was in the wrong place, I ended up going to the second orientation thing about 10 minutes late, order forms still in my hand for some reason, my teacher saw it and laughed at me.

Also, I used to drop a coin into people's chip bags and whatnot, and after a while they usually end up going "uhh! wtf?", and Id laugh. I don't do it anymore becuase I don't like getting punched.

 

[xxprincess_wildchildxx]

Hahaha I should try dropping coins in people's food, that's hilarious!

 

[The Emptier]

one time i the ketchup wasnt coming out of the bottle, so i put it up to my eye to look and see if anything was in there, and i pressed it and it squirted in my eye, my eye was all fucked up for like 2 days

 

[xxprincess_wildchildxx]

^HAHAHAHA. That happened to me the other day, except in the shower with my shampoo, so if you thought your eye was fucked up from the ketcup, try getting Herbal Essences in your eyes...

 

[Macharius]

i can't fucken remember anyhing, i usually fuck up things when im drunk..im going to medical school gotta stop

 

[CliffBurton]

^HAHAHAHA. That happened to me the other day, except in the shower with my shampoo, so if you thought your eye was fucked up from the ketcup, try getting Herbal Essences in your eyes...

Not as bad as what happens when it gets in your hair.

 

[xxprincess_wildchildxx]

 

[The Emptier]

hahahaha

 

[SteveMCsteve]

I was once chasing a friend and i got caught on a tennis net and fell backwards and my school uniform pants ripped. the worse part was my friend was video taping it.

 

[Lakebodom666]

That would have kinda sucked

I forgot to tied my dog up outside a shop this morning and walked straight in with my dog and then on the way out walked into the bike rack and winded myself

 

[xxprincess_wildchildxx]

FUCK SALT! DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

I say stupid shit constantly, Huh, Ariane?

Hehe YES! But so do I (e.g. CHINT AND POFFY)
And Joe makes the best typos ever, as well

 

[moonXplosion]

Dude, Joe is ridiculous, I'm expecting something Josh-esque soon, like "sugar and milf.."

There was one time when he called something Jewish, but he fucked it up so that it was like "jwi sleh" and i said WHAT THE FUCK... and he thought I was offended that he called something Jewish... when in reality I just couldn't read...

 

[Undefined]

Hehe YES! But so do I (e.g. CHINT AND POFFY)
And Joe makes the best typos ever, as well

Dude, Joe is ridiculous, I'm expecting something Josh-esque soon, like "sugar and milf.."

There was one time when he called something Jewish, but he fucked it up so that it was like "jwi sleh" and i said WHAT THE FUCK... and he thought I was offended that he called something Jewish... when in reality I just couldn't read...

I fuckin LOL'd... cuz it's so damn true XD

 

[xxprincess_wildchildxx]

Dude, Joe is ridiculous, I'm expecting something Josh-esque soon, like "sugar and milf.."

There was one time when he called something Jewish, but he fucked it up so that it was like "jwi sleh" and i said WHAT THE FUCK... and he thought I was offended that he called something Jewish... when in reality I just couldn't read...

HAHA FUCK.
And sometimes we'll be like talking about something serious and then he'll try to say something and it'll come out like:

slkdfjldsfj sldfksjelsmod? lskfldskfs!!!

And I'll be like could you say that again please, I don't understand...

 

[Undefined]

^