good mourning.

hails and salutations ultimate metalheads!
long time lurker, first time caller.
just thought it was about high time i popped in and introduced myself on this here playground. i am the deathboy. i love long walks at sunset along the beach, candlelit bubblebaths in warm milk with floating rose petals, and, oh yea! grossly obese midget porn! i aspire to one day be a professional studio backup handclapper and strive everyday practicing diligently to become a gold medal winning special olympics ribbon dancer. but enough about me already...onwards towards golgotha!
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