ITT: i am finally "hip" albeit 2 years too late

[Baliset]

i just went down to my local coffee shop (the biscuit in somerville, ma) for a little WiFi action with my laptop, only their WiFi was down and they were closing at 8... but anyhoo here is proof of me being the cool urban hipster i am:

and not only do i know i am a cool urban hipster but so do the employees of The Biscuit as i was greeted with friendliness for a fellow sharer in the vast treasures of hipness and was rewarded for my devotion to the cause by being given an extra scone (oatmeal plum) for free!

btw, these guys have probably the bomb diggitiest scones i have had in my life. also their pizza with the ricotta cheese is amazing...and their breakfast ham and swiss croissants...

i love the biscuit and the biscuit loves me

 

[Baliset]

also pay notice to the hip hoodie i am wearing

 

[xfer]

glasses need to be thicker, plasticker

 

[azal]

you also need to sacrifice the goatee for an ironic hipster mustache.

 

[FalseTodd]

It was then, just as Greg's nascent hipsteria threatened to bloom, just as this new horizon of society and acceptance and new ideals broadened out before his blinking, puzzled eyes, that Greg's hands fell upon the keyboard as if tethered to some anchor of his Old Life, his muscles blind to this tangible fantasy playing out before him, seeking only the old comforts of Iron Maiden - of internet message boards - of video games and electric guitar - and they began to type - each strike a stitch sewing shut irrevocably this new Gape through which he now gazed, open-mouthed, in whose light his eyes drank greedily but could not yet taste -

b...o....m....b........d....i...g.....g....i....t....i...e....s.....t

 

[azal]

hahhah

amazing post.

 

[Baliset]

this is why sam rules

and i didn't want to be a hipster anyway

 

[minxnim]

i am amanda and i approve of this thread

 

[chupe666]

minxminmixnim and Freddy in '12