Ahhh, yes
its the Peter Fonda-Easy rider
die-just-when-you're-having-fun-deathwish
unless, of course, you're Dennis Hopper
and you give life the "bird"
then you do die of an overdose, when youre 25;or or
you die in a Marriot at age 59 with an escort whose 23
the moral of the story is why buy the cow if you can walk out of the commissary with a pint for free
of course usually, your ex comes up behind you and smacks your butt
causing the pint to break, and run down the back of your jeans
whichever, you would perfer, Bob?