Why the chicken crossed the road - metal version:
Rhapsody: To slay the mighty, great and glorious dragon which honourably bears the unholy symbol of the five flaming crossed swords!
Hammerfall: To come to the home of the brave!
My Dying Bride: To die alone and embrace the unescapable cold embrace of death on a cold, dark, misty autumn night... Its bloodied body is what I cling to...
Iron Maiden: It was afraid of the dark.
W.A.S.P.: To fuck something.
Manowar: TO FIGHT SIDE BY SIDE WITH THOR'S MIGHTY MINIONS!!! To rock, drink and fuck... AND BE METALLLLLLLLLLL! If the chicken is not into metal, it is NOT MY FRIEND!
Type O Negative: ...
Slayer: TO REFUSE THIS FUCKING RACE, REJECT GOD AND BE BAPTIZED IN BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!
Korn: To get away from abusive parents.
Children of Bodom: Cuz it got more painful every time he died...
Annihilator: Chicken isn't it frightening, chicken aren't you scared...?
Yngwie Malmsteen: TO UNLEASH THE FUCKIN' FJURRRY!!!!
Ozzy: Chicken gather in their masses... just like witches at black masses...
Metallica: To sue other chicken for crossing his road!
Cradle of Filth: RAAAAA RAAAAAAA GROOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU GREEEEEEEEEEEE CHICKEEEEEEEEEEEEEN GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Amon Amarth: TO RIDE FOR VENGEANCE, FIGHT FOR HONOUR, GLORY, DIE IN FIRE!
Stratovarius: To hunt high & low!
Sonata Arctica: Chicken, my darling, i'm writing to you, tell me that you still love me, whore...
Helloween: To be friends with the other chicken! WEEEEE! Chicken don't come easy!
Running Wild: ARRRRR!!!!!!!!
Misfits: TO RAPE YOUR MOTHER AND KILL YOUR BABY TODAY YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Evergrey: It went in search of truth
Saxon: WAS IT WEARIN DENIM, WEARIN LEATHER?
System Of A Down: For selfrighteous suicide
Cannibal Corpse: To to be slayed, butchered, fucked, raped, strangled, for me to feast on its intestines!
Dream Theater: To look another way and not find it there
Immortal: To enter the necrotic frostbitten gates of blashyrkh... mighty grim ravendark...
Bal-Sagoth: To enter the cosmic power in its vast void of empty nothingness and swoosh within the astral forces of the northern something.. BLODU OK JARNA!
Limp Bizkit: Welcome to da country, punk, take a look around, it's chicken fuckin' up ya town... CHICKEN IS ACROSS DA STREET Y'ALL!
Bruce Dickinson: He didnt want to be in a band with an Italian drummer. TO THROW ITSELF INTO THE SEA!
Mayhem: To worship satan!
Arch Enemy: It needs your flesh...
Gamma Ray: YOU-EVIL-FARMERS! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE CONTROL! YOU CAN TAKE ITS LAID EGGS, BUT YOU CAN'T BREAK ITS SOUL! ONE DAY IT SHALL BE FREE!
Joe Satriani: "tiruli triruliliruliiiiiiiiiiiiii ChchchchchchtrilululilialuariaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA eeeeeeeeeeauauauauaua *solo*"
Dimmu Borgir: Chicken is war, chicken is pain, chicken is all you've ever slain, he is tears in your eyes, he's the bringer of the blight...
Cruachan: It's on the rocky road to Dublin!
Grave Digger: Chickenheart! almighty king, freedom it'll bring! *bagpipes*krijeeesht*
Blind Guardian: ACROSS THE STREET IT WILL BELIEVE (back vokal: ACROSS THE STREET IT WILL BE FREE!)
Venom: Chicken is in league with Satan!
King Diamond: Oh poor little chicken, it doesn't know what it got itself into... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHehehehehehehahahaha!!!
Iced Earth: Saviour to his own, chicken to some, chickenkind falls, something wicked comes!
Stolen from bloodstock board
Rhapsody: To slay the mighty, great and glorious dragon which honourably bears the unholy symbol of the five flaming crossed swords!
Hammerfall: To come to the home of the brave!
My Dying Bride: To die alone and embrace the unescapable cold embrace of death on a cold, dark, misty autumn night... Its bloodied body is what I cling to...
Iron Maiden: It was afraid of the dark.
W.A.S.P.: To fuck something.
Manowar: TO FIGHT SIDE BY SIDE WITH THOR'S MIGHTY MINIONS!!! To rock, drink and fuck... AND BE METALLLLLLLLLLL! If the chicken is not into metal, it is NOT MY FRIEND!
Type O Negative: ...
Slayer: TO REFUSE THIS FUCKING RACE, REJECT GOD AND BE BAPTIZED IN BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!
Korn: To get away from abusive parents.
Children of Bodom: Cuz it got more painful every time he died...
Annihilator: Chicken isn't it frightening, chicken aren't you scared...?
Yngwie Malmsteen: TO UNLEASH THE FUCKIN' FJURRRY!!!!
Ozzy: Chicken gather in their masses... just like witches at black masses...
Metallica: To sue other chicken for crossing his road!
Cradle of Filth: RAAAAA RAAAAAAA GROOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU GREEEEEEEEEEEE CHICKEEEEEEEEEEEEEN GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Amon Amarth: TO RIDE FOR VENGEANCE, FIGHT FOR HONOUR, GLORY, DIE IN FIRE!
Stratovarius: To hunt high & low!
Sonata Arctica: Chicken, my darling, i'm writing to you, tell me that you still love me, whore...
Helloween: To be friends with the other chicken! WEEEEE! Chicken don't come easy!
Running Wild: ARRRRR!!!!!!!!
Misfits: TO RAPE YOUR MOTHER AND KILL YOUR BABY TODAY YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Evergrey: It went in search of truth
Saxon: WAS IT WEARIN DENIM, WEARIN LEATHER?
System Of A Down: For selfrighteous suicide
Cannibal Corpse: To to be slayed, butchered, fucked, raped, strangled, for me to feast on its intestines!
Dream Theater: To look another way and not find it there
Immortal: To enter the necrotic frostbitten gates of blashyrkh... mighty grim ravendark...
Bal-Sagoth: To enter the cosmic power in its vast void of empty nothingness and swoosh within the astral forces of the northern something.. BLODU OK JARNA!
Limp Bizkit: Welcome to da country, punk, take a look around, it's chicken fuckin' up ya town... CHICKEN IS ACROSS DA STREET Y'ALL!
Bruce Dickinson: He didnt want to be in a band with an Italian drummer. TO THROW ITSELF INTO THE SEA!
Mayhem: To worship satan!
Arch Enemy: It needs your flesh...
Gamma Ray: YOU-EVIL-FARMERS! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE CONTROL! YOU CAN TAKE ITS LAID EGGS, BUT YOU CAN'T BREAK ITS SOUL! ONE DAY IT SHALL BE FREE!
Joe Satriani: "tiruli triruliliruliiiiiiiiiiiiii ChchchchchchtrilululilialuariaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA eeeeeeeeeeauauauauaua *solo*"
Dimmu Borgir: Chicken is war, chicken is pain, chicken is all you've ever slain, he is tears in your eyes, he's the bringer of the blight...
Cruachan: It's on the rocky road to Dublin!
Grave Digger: Chickenheart! almighty king, freedom it'll bring! *bagpipes*krijeeesht*
Blind Guardian: ACROSS THE STREET IT WILL BELIEVE (back vokal: ACROSS THE STREET IT WILL BE FREE!)
Venom: Chicken is in league with Satan!
King Diamond: Oh poor little chicken, it doesn't know what it got itself into... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHehehehehehehahahaha!!!
Iced Earth: Saviour to his own, chicken to some, chickenkind falls, something wicked comes!
Stolen from bloodstock board
