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Doesn't Kimchee Goss have a MySpace site?

Rebellious Finnish punk rockers make a song about a half-retarded socialite. Tee-hee, how cute. But I guess Vesku and Tonmi are too busy drinking and, you know, working, to grasp the full tragicomic IRONY of it all. Your guitarist is a goddamn near-socialite, boys!!!

Yeah. Ever wanted to know why I was so fat, so smart and so awesome? And why you suck? Go on, ask.

COB and Immortal should tour together. Really. I'm serious.

...someone who once puked on a CD booklet and fell through a glass table. http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=80405

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From urbandictionary.com : Vitujen kevät! Is that true or what?

Okay, so: 1. Could you tell us what magazine this is from, so those who are interested could maybe order a back-issue? 2. If you're going to go through the effort to make and post a scan, then why such a tiny pic? The font is barely readable, and most of the band pic is missing. Does...

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=46457&in_page_id=2 :lol: :lol:

...because that screen name makes me cringe. Listen girl, the problem with you is not the fact that you have a crush on Allu. No, it is that your posts just look so dumb and embarrassing. And no, I will not be a hypocritical asshole and say "no offense". Because your posts do offend me. Me...

What the title says: How much money does Allu have?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexi_Laiho As a fan of Alexi and COB, I must say that I find this article not bad at all; it is very elaborate and for the most part, quite well-researched and accurate. However, there is one thing I'd like to correct, and two more that I'd like to see cleared...

Alexi's ego is huge. Alexi only cares about money anymore. He even admits to fucking up at gigs due to lack of practice. I read and hear these things over and over again, and they are starting to make me pissed off. At Allu. I'm starting to think that maybe, some time in the near future...

Someone please scan or type out the "COB-Even Deeper" article, thanks!!!

Now is it a short version of Aleksanteri or the Finnish version of Alexius? i'm wasted, screw the wine and muse bullshit, bourbon and inspiration rule supreme. Fear my old self, Bobby, fear!!! If you can't take the heat (re: whinevex@ Battleheart pubertywankorium)....then maybe think about...

....and other funny shit.. COB Interpretation!

Alright then. GERIATRIC ALLU FANS UNITE!!! Here’s some of the most beautiful pictures I store between my adult diapers and Alzheimer meds: Shit, where are my dentures? Oh, never mind...lil’ Wildchild is a darling. We could have such lovely great-grandchildren together.

Where has it gone?:guh:

http://www.darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid2004-06.html :lol: