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Any bands that you thought sucked but won you over when you saw them live?

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on friday i will fly on Aer Lingus to perform analingus on ginger celtic whores and choke on some red ass-pubes drink many Guinesses and Jamesons and probably pass out in a pool of vomit then on the tuesday after that onto Prague to rename it Praug and invade their nightclub-slash-brothels...

I want prog death like Ne Obliviscaris, with a solid death metal base with a lot of speed, brutality, melody, a bit tech but more prog, with manly growls but also as many extremely gay pretty parts as possible, meaning passionate clean vocals, violins, keyboards, pretentious as fuck...

Heading to London tomorrow to visit family and fuck hookers. Would be happy to share a pint or 3 with you uk-based sons of mothers. Maybe we can double penetrate a hoe and it's ok if our balls touch, reply to this thread or pm me :) Will also take a side trip to Kiev cuz I loved it over there...

This band rules, any more like em?

cumming soon this thursday guys. i'll be a deep penetration agent in zurich, geneva, kiev, warsaw and moscow. :)

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my collection is too brutal. i need some relaxing music to lighten it up. stuff of a soothing, ethereal quality please

In this mixtape we dedicate songs to UM members! The songs can be metal OR non-metal and should exemplify their persona on the forum, or simply make fun of them! Our first theme is MASTER YODA (SCHMIDT) Send me your songs you semen guzzling fucks! yes you can submit songs about yourself

Need bands and songs that talk about oppressing / culling the weak, power and money, racial superiority, etc

what will you brits vote on thursday and why?

3 members of Eluveitie quit the band :'( http://eluveitie.ch/blog/ they'll never make this beautiful music again :'(

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need some death metal with distinct, memorable melodies composed of massive heavy as fuck riffs with an emphasis on sounding as evil as possible NOT "pretty and flowy" melodeath like Amon Amarth, Dark Tranquillity, etc NOT boring monotonous blastfests please thanks

something technical, brutal, fast, groovy, with an epic, mysterious, otherworldly quality. variation between songs in the album a plus and aliens

gonna be over there for the holidays, so fucking psyched. my departure date is dec 19 so i'll start documenting events then

havent bought anything new in awhile. i like groovy, evil-sounding death metal like Suffocation, Immolation, Bloodbath, etc. preferably released within the last couple years.