corrupt-a-wish

[cannibal corpse]

Granted

 

[cadavria]

Make a wish !
I wish that cannibal corpse makes a wish .

 

[ivry91]

Granted, but he wishs to have sex with he's own gender and gets aids(i'm paying tribute to Cake)

I wish i get a day off!

 

[Nehal]

GRANTED BUT THEN U'LL HAVE TO WORK ON WEEKENDS
i wish to have something new in life

 

[cadavria]

Granted , you get AIDS .

I wish i could get those student loans !

 

[maiden1]

Wish granted, but now they have no money for beer uke:

I wish I had a Judas Priest Ticket

 

[SentinelSlain]

Granted but you volunteer to go up on-stage, rob loads you into a real cannon and fires you into space, all as part of the show. You sadly die.

I wish Judas Priest came here.

 

[maiden1]

They did, your sitting in it

I wish for a slim sexy girl to walk over my back, its killing me.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

ok, but she carries the airbourne strain of AIDS

i wish i had some good italian food

 

[cadavria]

Granted , U'll be so full from eating sbaghetty carbonara and tiramisu that ur stomach will explode .

I wish I had some tiramisu right now

 

[ivry91]

Granted, but it has posion in it.

I wish i was in Wacken(Had to miss it because of studys ugh)

 

[cadavria]

Granted , but i'll be there too cos u'd have paid me the plane ticket to cross half the globe .

I wish i could get this guy :

 

[cannibal corpse]

Granted, but something horrible happens bla bla bla you live horribly ever after etc

I wish I could wish that I could think of a wish to wish about.

 

[cadavria]

lol granted , u're too confused !

i wish i could find sthn to make my hair go longer n longer .

 

[SentinelSlain]

granted but you wake up one morning and you're stuck in a huge body covering tangled mess and you end up being stuck there until you die.

I wish my hair was naturally straighter (not totally, just a bit wavy rather than really curly).

 

[cadavria]

Granted , but u get purple hair .

I wish i could get some stress less life

 

[SentinelSlain]

ok

no worries just live in my cupboard

I wish I had a sexy gf.

 

[cadavria]

Granted , but she'll be a brunett cos she's me .

I wish I had some vibro sex toy .

 

[SentinelSlain]

no problem with brunettes lol

fine but you lose it inside your bum.


I wish I was less lazy.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

ok but, you'll be so busy with helping others that you wont give yourself enough attention, you'll be unfulfilled, and you'll commit suicide

i wish my hair was straight