Corrupt-a-Wish!

[zakk_hate_me_666]

granted, but you arent tr00 enough to get in.

I wish i had AIDS

 

[goth_fiend]

granted, but sadly your not bodomite


I wish this I had a beer

 

[MegustaMucho]

granted, but sadly your beer will be hot

I wish I could have a new guitar

 

[The Soulforged]

granted but it is a first act

i wish WoW exspansion comes out tomorrow

 

[goth_fiend]

granted, but sadly it wont


I wish bodom would put out a good album (waits for it....)

 

[zakk_hate_me_666]

granted but you'll then start wearing wristbands and listening to AYDY

i wish the new Symphony X would come out

 

[The Soulforged]

granted but romeo had gastric byypass surgery(sP?) and isnt cool anymore

i wish i had a new rig

 

[goth_fiend]

granted but you'll then start wearing wristbands and listening to AYDY

i wish the new Symphony X would come out

 

[Lanterns]

granted but romeo had gastric byypass surgery(sP?) and isnt cool anymore

i wish i had a new rig

granted but it will be meassed up so youl'll get a major electric shock.
I wish I had ten million euros

 

[Turbo]

Granted, but due to hyperinflation, will be worth fuck all.

I wish I could stop hip hop.

 

[Lanterns]

@Turbo -Granted but EMO will boom!
I wish I was prettier than Kimberly Goss.

 

[Nick Brookes]

Granted, just shave of your goate and we will talk,

I wish that i could fly

 

[Serephidian*]

granted, but you will be hunted by Hillbillies and cannibals.

i wish i could wish

 

[Heavenscent]

Granted, but you'll be living in a Disney cartoon for the rest of your life

I wish I had a huge red chainsaw.

 

[goth_fiend]

granted but sadly it will be that way because you decided to reinact a scene from resident evil 4....the police are still searching for you.


I wish I knew how to fuck to use this MIDI board

 

[Heavenscent]

Granted, but it will be all you will ever understand.

I wish I was you.

 

[goth_fiend]

granted but everybody wishes they were me at one point or another


I wish I didnt drink all my jagermeister earlier

 

[Heavenscent]

Granted, but magically it would have turned into piss.


Well, not magically, it would have been me.

I wish I drank all of your Jägermeister

 

[eva_dolly]

Granted that Goth_fiend will chase after you with an ax due to drunken rage.

I wish tomorrow was Wednesday.

 

[MegustaMucho]

granted but it will be the worst wednesday of your life

I wish I had an helicopter