TSA anti groping bill in texas stalls!!

When i go through the metal detector , I set it off. I then go into my front pocket and pull out my metal pocket version of the Bill Of Rights. I then put in in the bin after making sure the TSA agent sees it.
 
When i go through the metal detector , I set it off. I then go into my front pocket and pull out my metal pocket version of the Bill Of Rights. I then put in in the bin after making sure the TSA agent sees it.

I mouth off to TSA every time I go there. Then I tell them im FAA and they can go fuck themselves. It "usually" works to my advantage..