What's the best thing you've ever done

I made some nice artwork and I was able to sell it. That is about it. I don't do much of anything, not good or bad.
 
So you funded a pedophile? You heartless fuck.
 
I made two homeless people duke it out for $20, winner take all. Good times.

A) You're probably lying

B) That is sick and twisted and makes you subhuman.

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The best thing I ever did was probably decide to apply for JET and come to Japan. I am having a blast over here while my friends wallow in worry and filth in the Great Job Hunt. I haven't done anything "big" yet like get married, buy a home, start a family etc