Where did you meet your significant other?

[circus_brimstone]

I love metal and cats

Me too!

Cats =

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

Ive never met a girl in my life that liked metal. I think i must have a radar that directs me towards girls who I should never date.

 

[SonOfNun]

http://www.pornolize.com/pornolize4...m/forum/showthread.php?t=194280&submit=submit

fotmbm rules. What a way to pervert a thread with genuine good intentions!

It changes it up every time and has me rolling on the floor with each version.

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

oh what the hell, thats crazy.

 

[SonOfNun]

I was going to quote some things, but it's impossible to round up all of the best ones.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I think the funniest thing about that is that is the second result in a google picture search for "Royal Carnage"

 

[futile]

hahahaa

 

[DE]

ugnnhhgh.

Sounds like love.

 

[Crimson Velvet]

I don't have an exciting story at all!

Me and my friend goes to footbal pub to buy cheap beer. He meats a friend of his, who's also brought one of her girlfriend. I am introdused to this girlfriend, and a little over a year later we're engaged to be married.

 

[NAD]

I think the funniest thing about that is that is the second result in a google picture search for "Royal Carnage"

OMG BEST THING EVARRRRRRR1!!!!!1!1131!!113!#11

 

[NAD]

BEST THING EVAR!!!!11111111

 

[Mormagil]

oh and no significant other due to insurmountable (?) cowardice

 

[Erik]

I didn't

 

[Erik]

The last girl I dated her mother tried to cut my head off with an axe

 

[lizard]

I lived in Tucson, was unemployed; my father said, hey, move up to Illinois and live with us til you get a job. meanwhile, my wife joins the army and gets orders to the same military installation. I get a job in the office next to hers. my keen senses of observation detect the feminine curvaciousness beneath a camoflage battle dress uniform, and...matrimony, and son spawn.

its not an embarrassment blush. its a sexy blush...

I remember when it began to dawn on me that Random Item of the Day was more than just a game

 

[MFJ]

I didn't

Ditto.

Oh, and everything Jay has said is totally true.

 

[unhinged]

pub

 

[General Zod]

It's always intriguing to me how other people hook up.

My wife loves this story.

We met at a club called J.J. Rockers. It's now Delilah's Den (a juice bar). J.J.'s was a dance club, but they played Rock and Metal. Anyway, we were both hammered when we met. It was 1AM, and my buddy pointed out her and her friends and said, "Go talk to them" (my buddy knows I'll talk to anyone when I've been drinking). Long story short, she gave me her number and the rest is history. We've been together 15 years. She's hands down the coolest chick on the planet.

Zod

 

[lizard]

maybe its just my mind, but this thread logically leads to the question, "Have you ever had sex at work."

edit:

or outdoors :hotjump: